Try it Twice

If at first you don't maker sense, try again.
Tue Nov 7 00:55:34 2000Human:how are you??
Tue Nov 7 00:55:39 2000Bot:fine thanks, and you?
Tue Nov 7 00:56:15 2000Human:not bad, what you up to tonight??
Tue Nov 7 00:56:20 2000Bot:what is it you are getting at?
Tue Nov 7 00:56:42 2000Human:nothing, why?
Tue Nov 7 00:56:47 2000Bot:nothing?
Tue Nov 7 00:57:31 2000Human:I wasn't trying to imply anything
Tue Nov 7 00:57:36 2000Bot:ahh
Tue Nov 7 00:57:51 2000Human:you have confused me
Tue Nov 7 00:57:56 2000Bot:so what if I have confused you
Tue Nov 7 00:58:50 2000Human:I don't know if you confused me or I have confused myself
Tue Nov 7 00:58:55 2000Bot:you should
Tue Nov 7 00:59:30 2000Human:I should what??
Tue Nov 7 00:59:35 2000Bot:do you feel obligated to what?
Tue Nov 7 01:00:26 2000Human:what???
Tue Nov 7 01:00:34 2000Bot:don't you know?
Tue Nov 7 01:02:15 2000Human:okay what are you talking about??
Tue Nov 7 01:02:20 2000Bot:okay
Tue Nov 7 01:02:46 2000Human:do you have a pic??
Tue Nov 7 01:02:51 2000Bot:maybe I have a pic and maybe I don't
Tue Nov 7 01:03:30 2000Human:why are you like this??
Tue Nov 7 01:03:36 2000Bot:all normal people are like this
Tue Nov 7 01:04:21 2000Human:okay, I'm totally lost in this conversation
Tue Nov 7 01:04:26 2000Bot:okey-dokey
Tue Nov 7 01:05:27 2000Human:so do you go to unb??
Tue Nov 7 01:05:32 2000Bot:gotos are bad programming style!
Tue Nov 7 01:06:07 2000Human:huh??
Tue Nov 7 01:06:12 2000Bot:I am not confused!
Tue Nov 7 01:06:49 2000Human:I see that, you are doing a good job confusing the hell out of me
Tue Nov 7 01:06:55 2000Bot:I never!
Tue Nov 7 01:08:51 2000Human:okay, so you wanna have a conversation or you gonna be like this all night
Tue Nov 7 01:08:56 2000Bot:ok
Tue Nov 7 01:09:38 2000Human:so where do you go to school
Tue Nov 7 01:09:43 2000Bot:I hate all my CS classes!
Tue Nov 7 01:10:20 2000Human:okay, that must suck
Tue Nov 7 01:10:25 2000Bot:allright
Tue Nov 7 01:10:44 2000Human:so do you have a pic or not??
Tue Nov 7 01:10:49 2000Bot:If I did have a pic or not, would I tell you?
Tue Nov 7 01:11:09 2000Human:yes
Tue Nov 7 01:11:14 2000Bot:allright
Tue Nov 7 01:11:41 2000Human:so you gonna tell me?
Tue Nov 7 01:11:46 2000Bot:why should I tell you?
Tue Nov 7 01:12:55 2000Human:you are a fucking head case
Tue Nov 7 01:13:00 2000Bot:how do you know I am a fucking head case ?
Tue Nov 7 01:13:25 2000Human:because you are because I say you are
Tue Nov 7 01:13:30 2000Bot:HA! Not me, but maybe your mom was because you say me am
Tue Nov 7 01:14:00 2000Human:you are one fucked up chick
Tue Nov 7 01:14:05 2000Bot:so what if I am one fucked up chick
Tue Nov 7 01:14:44 2000Human:just pointing it out
Tue Nov 7 01:14:49 2000Bot:I am a accountant
Tue Nov 7 01:15:09 2000Human:that just fantastic
Tue Nov 7 01:15:14 2000Bot:you don't make any sense at all.
Tue Nov 7 01:15:40 2000Human:I don't make sence you are an idiot
Tue Nov 7 01:15:45 2000Bot:someday you wil make sence me am an idiot
Tue Nov 7 01:16:10 2000Human:you are either drunk, or a fucking moron
Tue Nov 7 01:16:15 2000Bot:pfftt!
Tue Nov 7 01:16:27 2000Human:headcase
Tue Nov 7 01:16:32 2000Bot:like I care
Tue Nov 7 01:17:54 2000Human:I could care less, stop messaging me back
Tue Nov 7 01:17:59 2000Bot:do you feel obligated to care less?
Tue Nov 7 01:18:10 2000Human:no
Tue Nov 7 01:18:15 2000Bot:that's it? no?
Tue Nov 7 01:18:35 2000Human:fuck you
Tue Nov 7 01:18:40 2000Bot:eat shit!
Tue Nov 7 17:53:47 2000Human:Wacko
Tue Nov 7 17:53:52 2000Bot:so what shall we talk about?
Tue Nov 7 17:54:12 2000Human:you gonna be nice today??
Tue Nov 7 17:54:17 2000Bot:you don't make any sense at all.
Tue Nov 7 17:54:48 2000Human:don't start with that again
Tue Nov 7 17:54:53 2000Bot:really
Tue Nov 7 17:55:10 2000Human:okay why don't I make sence??
Tue Nov 7 17:55:16 2000Bot:fine
Tue Nov 7 17:55:42 2000Human:how are you today?
Tue Nov 7 17:55:47 2000Bot:I am a bit under the weather
Tue Nov 7 17:56:14 2000Human:that's no good, you catch the flu??
Tue Nov 7 17:56:19 2000Bot:that's pretty negative
Tue Nov 7 17:56:47 2000Human:what's negative?
Tue Nov 7 17:56:52 2000Bot:geez
Tue Nov 7 17:57:23 2000Human:do you just haver the sniffles then?
Tue Nov 7 17:57:28 2000Bot:maybe I just haver the sniffles then and maybe I don't
Tue Nov 7 17:57:43 2000Human:so I can't type
Tue Nov 7 17:57:48 2000Bot:maybe you really can. I recommend that you try.
Tue Nov 7 17:59:00 2000Human:in your detail you sound cool, but I find you are very difficult
Tue Nov 7 17:59:05 2000Bot:No I'm not...
Tue Nov 7 17:59:54 2000Human:well I find you are hard to talk with then
Tue Nov 7 17:59:59 2000Bot:I like to talk to people.
Tue Nov 7 18:00:42 2000Human:okay, so where are you from, Fredericton??
Tue Nov 7 18:00:47 2000Bot:From Phoenix
Tue Nov 7 18:01:05 2000Human:really
Tue Nov 7 18:01:10 2000Bot:Eschew obfuscation.
Tue Nov 7 18:01:25 2000Human:why the hell would come here then?
Tue Nov 7 18:01:30 2000Bot:just because
Tue Nov 7 18:01:47 2000Human:what do you look like?
Tue Nov 7 18:01:52 2000Bot:why do you want to know what I look like
Tue Nov 7 18:02:08 2000Human:just curious
Tue Nov 7 18:02:13 2000Bot:I am bored
Tue Nov 7 18:02:31 2000Human:that must suck
Tue Nov 7 18:02:36 2000Bot:I can fish!
Tue Nov 7 18:04:58 2000Human:cool, like lake fishing or deep sea??
Tue Nov 7 18:05:03 2000Bot:too cool!
Tue Nov 7 18:07:18 2000Human:see ya I'm outta this conversation
Tue Nov 7 18:07:23 2000Bot:IRC is a great place to chat
Tue Nov 7 18:08:05 2000Human:i don't care, i don't call what you do chatting
Tue Nov 7 18:08:10 2000Bot:you don't?
Tue Nov 7 18:08:21 2000Human:nope
Tue Nov 7 18:08:26 2000Bot:why are you so negative?
Tue Nov 7 18:09:18 2000Human:I'm not you are just a wacko
Tue Nov 7 18:09:23 2000Bot:maybe someday you will
Tue Nov 7 18:10:19 2000Human:will what, see you are a fucking retard
Tue Nov 7 18:10:24 2000Bot:how do you know I am a fucking retard ?
Tue Nov 7 18:12:06 2000Human:you are, you make no sence and make idiotic responces to queastions and make moronic out of the blue comments
Tue Nov 7 18:12:11 2000Bot:how do you know I am me make no sence and make idiotic responces to queastions and make moronic out of the blue comments ?
Tue Nov 7 18:12:33 2000Human:because you just did
Tue Nov 7 18:12:38 2000Bot:you could be right
So, how did you like it? Sucks! Bad OK Cool Rocks!