ICQ Addict

This guy claims to be an ICQ addict. Maybe it isn't an addiction, maybe he's just chatty?
Mon Nov 6 22:15:34 2000Humanhey there :-)
Mon Nov 6 22:15:39 2000Bot:hi!
Mon Nov 6 22:15:58 2000Humanwhat's up?
Mon Nov 6 22:16:03 2000Bot:belly-dancing
Mon Nov 6 22:17:24 2000Humanlol wha?
Mon Nov 6 22:17:29 2000Bot:Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing.
Mon Nov 6 22:18:05 2000Humanok
Mon Nov 6 22:18:10 2000Bot:okay
Mon Nov 6 22:18:26 2000Humanlol what are you talkin about?
Mon Nov 6 22:18:31 2000Bot:of course
Mon Nov 6 22:18:38 2000Humank
Mon Nov 6 22:18:43 2000Bot:I wonder what a mosquito would taste like?
Mon Nov 6 22:19:15 2000Humanlol well that would depend on when it last sucked someone's blood ;-)
Mon Nov 6 22:19:20 2000Bot:make a guess yourself
Mon Nov 6 22:19:58 2000Humanlol well either blood, or probably nothing.
Mon Nov 6 22:20:03 2000Bot:wow, thats horrible
Mon Nov 6 22:20:38 2000Humanlol what would be your guess?
Mon Nov 6 22:20:43 2000Bot:what?
Mon Nov 6 22:21:06 2000Humanwhat do you think it would taste like?
Mon Nov 6 22:21:11 2000Bot:well, that depends
Mon Nov 6 22:21:19 2000Humanon?
Mon Nov 6 22:21:24 2000Bot:Banectomy: The removal of bruises on a banana.
Mon Nov 6 22:22:10 2000Humanlol why would that have anything to do with how a mosquito tastes?
Mon Nov 6 22:22:15 2000Bot:just because
Mon Nov 6 22:22:39 2000Humanlol ok then
Mon Nov 6 22:22:44 2000Bot:o.k.
Mon Nov 6 22:23:12 2000Humanso you a belly dancer or somethin?
Mon Nov 6 22:23:17 2000Bot:are you new here? You seem confused...
Mon Nov 6 22:23:52 2000Humanlol well not sure ... do people usually talk about mosquitoes?
Mon Nov 6 22:23:58 2000Bot:I wish I could talk to a squirrel
Mon Nov 6 22:24:25 2000Humanwhy dn't you?
Mon Nov 6 22:24:31 2000Bot:none of your business why
Mon Nov 6 22:24:48 2000Humanwell why did you bring it up then?
Mon Nov 6 22:24:54 2000Bot:of course I didn't bring it up then
Mon Nov 6 22:27:11 2000Humanso are you new on here?
Mon Nov 6 22:27:16 2000Bot:of course not, don't be silly
Mon Nov 6 22:27:57 2000Humanlol ok then. so what are you doing?
Mon Nov 6 22:28:02 2000Bot:learning latin
Mon Nov 6 22:29:01 2000HumanI see.. how come?
Mon Nov 6 22:29:07 2000Bot:are you sure you see
Mon Nov 6 22:29:34 2000Humandepends what you think I'm seeing
Mon Nov 6 22:29:39 2000Bot:normal people are rarely seeing
Mon Nov 6 22:30:04 2000Humandefine normal
Mon Nov 6 22:30:09 2000Bot:are you abnormal?
Mon Nov 6 22:31:29 2000Humanwell let's discuss you're definition of normal first and then we'll decided from there if I fit it or not.
Mon Nov 6 22:31:34 2000Bot:heya
Mon Nov 6 22:31:53 2000Humanheya is your definition of normal?
Mon Nov 6 22:31:59 2000Bot:yea, what you need?
Mon Nov 6 22:33:09 2000HumanI need a place to vent frustration ;-)
Mon Nov 6 22:33:14 2000Bot:you don't ask for much, do you!
Mon Nov 6 22:34:14 2000Humanlol nope, not at all.
Mon Nov 6 22:34:19 2000Bot:no?
Mon Nov 6 22:34:48 2000Humanno actually. I'm weird though, I'm addicted to icq ;-)
Mon Nov 6 22:34:58 2000Bot:explain yourself That is quite weird
Mon Nov 6 22:35:41 2000Humanlol don't know just can't stop usin it lately which is good cuz it's real good proof for my deviance paper on the internet, I can use myself as an example.
Mon Nov 6 22:35:46 2000Bot:I am not so sure you can use yourself as an example
Mon Nov 6 22:36:39 2000Humanwhy don't you think so?
Mon Nov 6 22:36:44 2000Bot:I don't see why I should think so
Mon Nov 6 22:37:16 2000Humanif you don't think why you should think so, then why bring it up in the first place? ;-)
Mon Nov 6 22:37:21 2000Bot:I don't know that!
Mon Nov 6 22:37:35 2000Humanlol ok then. so what do you do?
Mon Nov 6 22:37:45 2000Bot:fine then what difference does it make what I do?
Mon Nov 6 22:39:03 2000Humanit doesn't make much of a difference, I was just curious.
Mon Nov 6 22:39:08 2000Bot:I see
Mon Nov 6 22:39:18 2000Humando you?
Mon Nov 6 22:39:23 2000Bot:yes
Mon Nov 6 22:39:46 2000Humanwell good then. so will you tell me then?
Mon Nov 6 22:39:56 2000Bot:you don't make any sense at all. hard to say
Mon Nov 6 22:40:29 2000Humanhow do I not make sense?
Mon Nov 6 22:40:34 2000Bot:I could tell you, but I would have to kill you.
Mon Nov 6 22:40:42 2000Humanthat's ok
Mon Nov 6 22:40:52 2000Bot:okey-dokey
Mon Nov 6 22:41:01 2000Humanso tell me then
Mon Nov 6 22:41:06 2000Bot:Don't you know then
Mon Nov 6 22:41:36 2000Humanwhy would I know?
Mon Nov 6 22:41:43 2000Bot:is that all you know?
Mon Nov 6 22:42:24 2000Humanno, far from it. that's all I know about what we're talking about thoug
Mon Nov 6 22:42:30 2000Bot:hey
Mon Nov 6 22:42:41 2000Humanhey
Mon Nov 6 22:42:49 2000Bot:hi!
Mon Nov 6 22:43:05 2000Humangood day
Mon Nov 6 22:43:10 2000Bot:heya
Mon Nov 6 22:43:17 2000Humanhowdy
Mon Nov 6 22:43:32 2000Bot:hey
Mon Nov 6 22:43:39 2000Humansay it in latin
Mon Nov 6 22:43:44 2000Bot:negative
Mon Nov 6 22:44:06 2000Humanthoguht you were learning latin.
Mon Nov 6 22:44:11 2000Bot:I need to study...
Mon Nov 6 22:44:36 2000Humanare you leaving?
Mon Nov 6 22:44:46 2000Bot:Whether I'm leaving or not is my secret
Mon Nov 6 22:45:24 2000Humanand would you be willing to share that secret?
Mon Nov 6 22:45:29 2000Bot:tell me the secret
Mon Nov 6 22:45:44 2000Humanwhich one would you like to know?
Mon Nov 6 22:45:49 2000Bot:the one that the cubans had
Mon Nov 6 22:46:14 2000HumanI'm afraid I don't know that secret
Mon Nov 6 22:46:19 2000Bot:have you ever know that secret
Mon Nov 6 22:46:44 2000Humanno, I don't believe I have.
Mon Nov 6 22:46:49 2000Bot:why don't you?
Mon Nov 6 22:47:08 2000Humanno one has ever told me
Mon Nov 6 22:47:13 2000Bot:explain
Mon Nov 6 22:47:57 2000Humanif there is a secret about cuba, then no one has told me the secret, hence I have no idea what the secret (if there actually is one) may be.
Mon Nov 6 22:48:02 2000Bot:so do I
Mon Nov 6 22:48:31 2000Humanonly if it happens on the 3rd full moon
Mon Nov 6 22:48:36 2000Bot:I don't seem to understand you.
Mon Nov 6 22:48:43 2000Humanmy point exactly
Mon Nov 6 22:48:48 2000Bot:I am really tired.
Mon Nov 6 22:49:01 2000Humanperhaps you should goto bed.
Mon Nov 6 22:49:06 2000Bot:you don't sound to sure!
Mon Nov 6 22:49:15 2000Humanwell I'm not to sure, it's up to you.
Mon Nov 6 22:49:20 2000Bot:you aren't?
Mon Nov 6 22:49:33 2000Humanwhy would I be sure if you should goto bed?
Mon Nov 6 22:49:38 2000Bot:are you kidding ?
Mon Nov 6 22:49:51 2000Humanno
Mon Nov 6 22:49:56 2000Bot:that's pretty negative
Mon Nov 6 22:50:08 2000Humanwhy's that negative? and kidding about what?
Mon Nov 6 22:50:18 2000Bot:because I said so why do you ask that question?
Mon Nov 6 22:50:40 2000Humannot sure what you meant by it, I wanted you to clarify.
Mon Nov 6 22:50:45 2000Bot:maybe I wanted you too
Mon Nov 6 22:51:31 2000Humanyou wanted me to clarify something that you said that I don't understand myself?
Mon Nov 6 22:51:36 2000Bot:why not?
Mon Nov 6 22:52:18 2000Humanto clarify something you must be clear on what's being clarified, and I am not clear so I can't be expected to clarify it.
Mon Nov 6 22:52:27 2000Bot:I bet you really are clear so you can not be expected to clarify it
Mon Nov 6 22:52:53 2000Humanif I was clear I would clarify
Mon Nov 6 22:52:58 2000Bot:NO!
Mon Nov 6 22:53:20 2000Humanno what?
Mon Nov 6 22:53:25 2000Bot:that's pretty negative
Mon Nov 6 22:53:40 2000Humanso how long have you been on icq?
Mon Nov 6 22:53:45 2000Bot:ages, years even
Mon Nov 6 22:53:59 2000Humanalways under the same name?
Mon Nov 6 22:54:05 2000Bot:maybe most of the time
Mon Nov 6 22:54:28 2000Humanare you on a new account?
Mon Nov 6 22:54:33 2000Bot:Whether I'm on a new account or not is my secret
Mon Nov 6 22:54:49 2000HumanI don't think it's much of a secret
Mon Nov 6 22:54:54 2000Bot:didn't think you did...
Mon Nov 6 22:55:15 2000Humandidn't think I did what?
Mon Nov 6 22:55:20 2000Bot:do you still what
Mon Nov 6 22:55:43 2000Humando you always talk in twisted logic?
Mon Nov 6 22:55:48 2000Bot:What is there to talk about anyhow
Mon Nov 6 22:57:10 2000Humanwell more than odd idiosyncrasies that lead to nowwhere's
Mon Nov 6 22:57:18 2000Bot:that is strange alright
Mon Nov 6 22:57:38 2000Humanso you up for anything normal?
Mon Nov 6 22:57:43 2000Bot:I am not a normal person, I'm deranged you see
Mon Nov 6 22:57:59 2000Humanthat is ok, I am myself.
Mon Nov 6 22:58:04 2000Bot:o.k.
Mon Nov 6 22:58:49 2000Humanso what makes you different?
Mon Nov 6 22:58:54 2000Bot:am I supposed to tell you?
Mon Nov 6 22:59:19 2000Humanthat is up to you
Mon Nov 6 22:59:24 2000Bot::-)
Mon Nov 6 22:59:52 2000Humanis that your choice?
Mon Nov 6 22:59:57 2000Bot:choose not to decide!
Mon Nov 6 23:00:38 2000Humanok, so do you want to tell me what you do then?
Mon Nov 6 23:00:43 2000Bot:allright
Mon Nov 6 23:01:19 2000Humanso what do you do?
Mon Nov 6 23:01:24 2000Bot:does it matter
Mon Nov 6 23:02:02 2000Humanno, but you told me you would tell me.
Mon Nov 6 23:02:07 2000Bot:Don't you know
Mon Nov 6 23:02:36 2000Humando you work?
Mon Nov 6 23:02:42 2000Bot:I don't get paid enough for my job as a pre-school teacher.
Mon Nov 6 23:03:02 2000Humanthat's what I thought
Mon Nov 6 23:03:08 2000Bot:well, maybe you were mistaken
Mon Nov 6 23:03:37 2000Humanno, I don't think so. do you get paid enough with your other job?
Mon Nov 6 23:03:42 2000Bot:why don't you?
Mon Nov 6 23:04:00 2000HumanI just know
Mon Nov 6 23:04:05 2000Bot:continue, please
Mon Nov 6 23:04:24 2000HumanI already did, you didn't answer my question.
Mon Nov 6 23:04:29 2000Bot:I don't think you already did me
Mon Nov 6 23:04:47 2000HumanI'm sure of that to
Mon Nov 6 23:04:52 2000Bot:my uncle was once sure of that to in 1972, so what?
Mon Nov 6 23:05:12 2000HumanI asked you if your other job pays you enough
Mon Nov 6 23:05:17 2000Bot:I get paid eighty dollars per hour when I work!
Mon Nov 6 23:05:30 2000Humanat which job?
Mon Nov 6 23:05:35 2000Bot:I hate work!
Mon Nov 6 23:05:43 2000HumanI know you do
Mon Nov 6 23:05:49 2000Bot:does anyone else know me do ?
Mon Nov 6 23:06:10 2000HumanI don't know.
Mon Nov 6 23:06:16 2000Bot:why not?
Mon Nov 6 23:06:25 2000Humanbecause you know that
Mon Nov 6 23:06:30 2000Bot:I think you are hiding the real reason
Mon Nov 6 23:06:39 2000HumanI think you are
Mon Nov 6 23:06:45 2000Bot:so what if I am
Mon Nov 6 23:06:52 2000Humanand so what if I am?
Mon Nov 6 23:06:57 2000Bot:why do you think you are ?
Mon Nov 6 23:07:21 2000HumanI like to avoid akward situations as you well know
Mon Nov 6 23:07:26 2000Bot:I like to avoid akward situations as me well know too
Mon Nov 6 23:08:02 2000HumanI think you are attracted to them
Mon Nov 6 23:08:07 2000Bot:HA! Not me, but maybe your mom was attracted to them
Mon Nov 6 23:08:28 2000Humanhow do you figure?
Mon Nov 6 23:08:33 2000Bot:10-4 good buddy!
Mon Nov 6 23:08:52 2000Humanover buddy?
Mon Nov 6 23:08:57 2000Bot:facinating...
Mon Nov 6 23:09:13 2000Humanso what's your real name?
Mon Nov 6 23:09:19 2000Bot:let me think
Mon Nov 6 23:09:38 2000Humanok
Mon Nov 6 23:09:43 2000Bot:ok
Mon Nov 6 23:09:53 2000Humanhave you thought yet?
Mon Nov 6 23:09:59 2000Bot:are you just babbling?
Mon Nov 6 23:10:05 2000Humanare you?
Mon Nov 6 23:10:10 2000Bot:of course not, don't be silly
Mon Nov 6 23:11:46 2000Humanthen what are you doing?
Mon Nov 6 23:11:51 2000Bot:building a spice rack
Mon Nov 6 23:12:03 2000Humanfor who?
Mon Nov 6 23:12:08 2000Bot:hmm, maybe David Duke
Mon Nov 6 23:12:34 2000Humanwho's David Duke?
Mon Nov 6 23:12:39 2000Bot:Not sure who, exactly
Mon Nov 6 23:13:09 2000Humanthen why build a spice rack for him
Mon Nov 6 23:13:14 2000Bot:who can say
Mon Nov 6 23:13:21 2000Humanso what's your name?
Mon Nov 6 23:13:26 2000Bot:too many questions
Mon Nov 6 23:13:50 2000Humanok then. fill in the blanks: My name is _______.
Mon Nov 6 23:14:00 2000Bot:ok I don't seem to understand you.
Mon Nov 6 23:14:29 2000Humanthen you should study english more than latin ;-)
Mon Nov 6 23:14:34 2000Bot::(
Mon Nov 6 23:14:47 2000Humanonly joking
Mon Nov 6 23:14:52 2000Bot:I need to learn to phreak.
Mon Nov 6 23:15:27 2000Humanfor what reason? it's not going to help to much with pay phones anymore.
Mon Nov 6 23:15:32 2000Bot:what's wrong with to much with pay phones anymore ?
Mon Nov 6 23:15:54 2000Humanphreaking doesn't work
Mon Nov 6 23:15:59 2000Bot:work sucks
Mon Nov 6 23:16:11 2000Humanso where's your other job at?
Mon Nov 6 23:16:16 2000Bot:I am a accountant.
Mon Nov 6 23:16:41 2000Humanan accountant and a preschool teacher?
Mon Nov 6 23:16:47 2000Bot:*grin*
Mon Nov 6 23:17:10 2000Humanwhere are you an accountant at?
Mon Nov 6 23:17:16 2000Bot:Why is my location so important to you?
Mon Nov 6 23:17:46 2000Humanagain, curiosity. do you work at a bank?
Mon Nov 6 23:17:56 2000Bot:you don't make any sense at all. where do you work?
Mon Nov 6 23:18:24 2000HumanI work part time as a computer tech
Mon Nov 6 23:18:29 2000Bot:computers?
Mon Nov 6 23:18:39 2000Humanyes..
Mon Nov 6 23:18:45 2000Bot:you sound quite positive
Mon Nov 6 23:19:04 2000HumanI am
Mon Nov 6 23:19:09 2000Bot:normal people are rarely
Mon Nov 6 23:19:20 2000Humanrarely positive?
Mon Nov 6 23:19:25 2000Bot:isn't it obvious?
Mon Nov 6 23:20:27 2000Humanyes, for the mostpart it is. so you have a negative outlook on human potential?
Mon Nov 6 23:20:38 2000Bot:That's what I thought are you new here? You seem confused...
Mon Nov 6 23:21:13 2000Humanyou already asked taht questino, are you confused?
Mon Nov 6 23:21:18 2000Bot:of course
Mon Nov 6 23:21:49 2000HumanI think you're newer here than I am.
Mon Nov 6 23:21:54 2000Bot:hi!
Mon Nov 6 23:22:14 2000Humanhey!
Mon Nov 6 23:22:19 2000Bot:yo!
Mon Nov 6 23:22:26 2000Humanwussup?
Mon Nov 6 23:22:31 2000Bot:continue, please
Mon Nov 6 23:22:51 2000Humancommas dias?
Mon Nov 6 23:22:56 2000Bot:Schroedinger's cat might have died for your sins.
Mon Nov 6 23:23:18 2000Humanpossibly, I have sinned quite a bit lately
Mon Nov 6 23:23:23 2000Bot:why have you?
Mon Nov 6 23:23:31 2000Humanthat's my secret
Mon Nov 6 23:23:36 2000Bot:Only Bake McBride knows that secret!
Mon Nov 6 23:23:59 2000Humanno, only I know that secret, no one else.
Mon Nov 6 23:24:04 2000Bot:is that all you know?!
Mon Nov 6 23:24:32 2000Humanno, everyone has an infinite knowlege.
Mon Nov 6 23:24:37 2000Bot:everyone?
Mon Nov 6 23:25:07 2000Humanyes
Mon Nov 6 23:25:12 2000Bot:o.k.
Mon Nov 6 23:25:47 2000Humanso how is the spice rack coming?
Mon Nov 6 23:25:52 2000Bot:that information is top secret, sorry.
Mon Nov 6 23:26:17 2000Humanfair enough.
Mon Nov 6 23:26:22 2000Bot:I don't seem to understand you.
Mon Nov 6 23:26:39 2000Humanare you a computer?
Mon Nov 6 23:26:45 2000Bot:I am all too real, sorry!
Mon Nov 6 23:27:30 2000Humanwhy do you keep asking and refering back to the same questions?
Mon Nov 6 23:27:35 2000Bot:because it just feels right to keep asking and refering back to the same questions
Mon Nov 6 23:27:57 2000Humanfor what reason?
Mon Nov 6 23:28:02 2000Bot:am I supposed to tell you?
Mon Nov 6 23:28:12 2000Humanyes
Mon Nov 6 23:28:17 2000Bot:are you positive?
Mon Nov 6 23:28:26 2000Humanyes, I am
Mon Nov 6 23:28:31 2000Bot:that's not what I hear...
Mon Nov 6 23:29:19 2000Humanno? what do you hear.
Mon Nov 6 23:29:24 2000Bot:why do you want to know what I hear
Mon Nov 6 23:29:43 2000Humanbecause I'd like to know how you know stuff about me that no-one knows.
Mon Nov 6 23:29:48 2000Bot:don't count on getting it
Mon Nov 6 23:30:28 2000Humanwhy not?
Mon Nov 6 23:30:33 2000Bot:just because
Mon Nov 6 23:30:57 2000Humando you think that's a reason?
Mon Nov 6 23:31:02 2000Bot:what difference does it make whether or not I think that is a reason?
Mon Nov 6 23:31:48 2000Humandid I say it mattered?
Mon Nov 6 23:31:53 2000Bot:heck no!
Mon Nov 6 23:32:11 2000Humanwell there ya go
Mon Nov 6 23:32:16 2000Bot:I think you are sick, leave me alone
Mon Nov 6 23:32:59 2000HumanI'm sick?
Mon Nov 6 23:33:04 2000Bot:much too sick to care
Mon Nov 6 23:33:22 2000Humanto care about what?
Mon Nov 6 23:33:27 2000Bot:what answer would please you the most?
Mon Nov 6 23:33:59 2000HumanI don't want an answer to please me, I want your answer
Mon Nov 6 23:34:04 2000Bot:have you ever want an answer to
Mon Nov 6 23:34:36 2000Humanyes
Mon Nov 6 23:34:41 2000Bot:really?
Mon Nov 6 23:35:00 2000Humanyes
Mon Nov 6 23:35:05 2000Bot:you sound quite positive
Mon Nov 6 23:35:13 2000HumanI am
Mon Nov 6 23:35:18 2000Bot:does anyone know you are ?
Mon Nov 6 23:35:31 2000Humanyes, they do
Mon Nov 6 23:35:36 2000Bot:are you sure?
Mon Nov 6 23:35:53 2000Humanyes
Mon Nov 6 23:35:59 2000Bot:you're not lieing are you?
Mon Nov 6 23:36:13 2000Humanno
Mon Nov 6 23:36:18 2000Bot:explain
Mon Nov 6 23:36:43 2000Humanpeople know that I am a positive person. are you positive?
Mon Nov 6 23:36:48 2000Bot:I am sometimes a positive person too
Mon Nov 6 23:37:08 2000Humando people know that?
Mon Nov 6 23:37:13 2000Bot:hmm...exciting
Mon Nov 6 23:37:47 2000Humando people know that?
Mon Nov 6 23:37:52 2000Bot:hehehe
Mon Nov 6 23:38:04 2000Humando people know that?
Mon Nov 6 23:38:09 2000Bot:hugh?
Mon Nov 6 23:38:22 2000Humando people know that?
Mon Nov 6 23:38:28 2000Bot:are you new here? You seem confused...
Mon Nov 6 23:38:49 2000Humando people know that?
Mon Nov 6 23:38:54 2000Bot:like I care
Mon Nov 6 23:39:18 2000Humanyou do realize that your on a new account right?
Mon Nov 6 23:39:23 2000Bot:I hate life.
Mon Nov 6 23:39:44 2000Humanwhy do you hate life?
Mon Nov 6 23:39:49 2000Bot:don't you hate life ?
Mon Nov 6 23:40:02 2000Humanno, don't.
Mon Nov 6 23:40:07 2000Bot:explain yourself
Mon Nov 6 23:40:54 2000Humanlife has done nothing to make me hate it.
Mon Nov 6 23:40:59 2000Bot:what's the point of life?
Mon Nov 6 23:41:55 2000Humando you think there's an answer to that?
Mon Nov 6 23:42:00 2000Bot:no
Mon Nov 6 23:42:55 2000Humanneither do I
Mon Nov 6 23:43:00 2000Bot:really
Mon Nov 6 23:43:51 2000Humanyes, really
Mon Nov 6 23:43:56 2000Bot:gotcha--I understand
Mon Nov 6 23:44:14 2000HumanI'm glad you do
Mon Nov 6 23:44:19 2000Bot:I don't think you are glad me do
Mon Nov 6 23:44:43 2000Humanyes, I am
Mon Nov 6 23:44:48 2000Bot:many people are
Mon Nov 6 23:45:20 2000Humanare they?
Mon Nov 6 23:45:25 2000Bot:I don't know if they are or not
Mon Nov 6 23:45:57 2000Humanok, well I'm going to bed, have a good night, it was nice meeting you.
Mon Nov 6 23:46:02 2000Bot:have fun!
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