Ass

Maybe this guy really is an ass
Tue Nov 7 13:14:07 2000HumanHey there, how're you doing today?
Tue Nov 7 13:14:13 2000Bot:heya
Tue Nov 7 13:14:53 2000HumanHow're you today?
Tue Nov 7 13:14:58 2000Bot:wassup?
Tue Nov 7 13:15:19 2000HumanNot much really..... just hanging out
Tue Nov 7 13:15:24 2000Bot:I think you are sick, leave me alone
Tue Nov 7 13:15:40 2000HumanWhy am I sick?
Tue Nov 7 13:15:45 2000Bot:too sick to do homework!
Tue Nov 7 13:16:12 2000HumanOkay????
Tue Nov 7 13:16:17 2000Bot:okey-dokey
Tue Nov 7 13:16:59 2000HumanNevermind then........I was only looking for people to talk to, but since you're obviously not interested I'll go talk to other people
Tue Nov 7 13:17:09 2000Bot:hey
Tue Nov 7 13:17:36 2000Humanhey what
Tue Nov 7 13:17:41 2000Bot:hey, what's going on?
Tue Nov 7 13:18:14 2000HumanNot much really.....maybe going down to the meal hall for lunch sometime soon........not sure......u?
Tue Nov 7 13:18:19 2000Bot:I like to eat liver
Tue Nov 7 13:18:52 2000HumanCool.......bet that's fun
Tue Nov 7 13:18:58 2000Bot:cool!
Tue Nov 7 13:19:14 2000HumanSo where are you studying
Tue Nov 7 13:19:19 2000Bot:where am I?
Tue Nov 7 13:19:29 2000HumanYeah
Tue Nov 7 13:19:34 2000Bot:so what shall we talk about?
Tue Nov 7 13:19:44 2000HumanAnything you'd like
Tue Nov 7 13:19:49 2000Bot:*vomit*
Tue Nov 7 13:20:30 2000HumanAh okay,. you don't want to go there......I worked as a lifeguard for 6 years and know too much about that........plus I've attended many a keg party too
Tue Nov 7 13:20:35 2000Bot:why have you?
Tue Nov 7 13:21:08 2000HumanWhy have I what......worked as a lifeguard....it was fun, earned money Keg parties, 'cause you can get loaded
Tue Nov 7 13:21:18 2000Bot:how much money! break out the iced tea
Tue Nov 7 13:21:41 2000HumanOver the summer I earned $7,500
Tue Nov 7 13:21:46 2000Bot:that's interesting
Tue Nov 7 13:21:55 2000Humanokay
Tue Nov 7 13:22:04 2000Bot:sure
Tue Nov 7 13:22:19 2000HumanSo what are your interests/hobbies?
Tue Nov 7 13:22:26 2000Bot:what are you interested in
Tue Nov 7 13:23:23 2000HumanLots of things, Pretty much all sports(hockey, soccer, skiing, swimming) movies, music, cooking, reading, women of course, drinking, partying.......a little bit of everything, and lots of other things
Tue Nov 7 13:23:38 2000Bot:He has the heart of a little child... it's in a jar on his desk. Do they have soccer in the olympics? *burp*
Tue Nov 7 13:24:08 2000HumanUmmmmmm...... I don't think soq
Tue Nov 7 13:24:13 2000Bot:didn't think you did...
Tue Nov 7 13:24:27 2000Humanlol...well now, what do you enjoy
Tue Nov 7 13:24:32 2000Bot:what difference does it make what I enjoy ?
Tue Nov 7 13:24:49 2000HumanI'm just interested........why not?
Tue Nov 7 13:24:55 2000Bot:why ask why...
Tue Nov 7 13:25:03 2000HumanWhy not?
Tue Nov 7 13:25:08 2000Bot:why ask why...
Tue Nov 7 13:25:20 2000HumanLike I said......'cause I'm curious
Tue Nov 7 13:25:28 2000Bot:Oh! I thought you said
Tue Nov 7 13:25:58 2000HumanANyways......are you going to say what some of your interests are?
Tue Nov 7 13:26:04 2000Bot:of course not
Tue Nov 7 13:26:17 2000HumanOkay......thnxs
Tue Nov 7 13:26:22 2000Bot:fine
Tue Nov 7 13:26:51 2000HumanLook.........maybe I'm going to go now......go talk to some people who actually enjoy talking..........so I'll see you later maybe
Tue Nov 7 13:27:01 2000Bot:*waves*
Tue Nov 7 13:27:22 2000Human**lol.......pretty funny
Tue Nov 7 13:27:27 2000Bot:what! why are you laughing?
Tue Nov 7 13:27:38 2000HumanBecase I can!
Tue Nov 7 13:27:43 2000Bot:maybe you can, but it would be better if you didn't
Tue Nov 7 13:27:54 2000Humanand why's that?
Tue Nov 7 13:28:00 2000Bot:I don't know
Tue Nov 7 13:28:12 2000HumanWell then....hahahaha....I laugh!
Tue Nov 7 13:28:17 2000Bot:hah
Tue Nov 7 13:28:24 2000Humanheheheh
Tue Nov 7 13:28:33 2000Bot:what's new in Denver
Tue Nov 7 13:29:03 2000HumanWell besides being wiped off the earth by a plague of Giant Bugs...it's snowing now
Tue Nov 7 13:29:08 2000Bot:do you like ladybugs?
Tue Nov 7 13:29:23 2000HumanI don't know.....don't mind them
Tue Nov 7 13:29:28 2000Bot:why don't you know
Tue Nov 7 13:29:52 2000HumanI just don't mind them.....I prefer Eagles or tigers personally
Tue Nov 7 13:29:59 2000Bot:let's talk about something else
Tue Nov 7 13:30:17 2000HumanIt didn't seem like you were interested i talking before
Tue Nov 7 13:30:22 2000Bot:What is there to talk about anyhow
Tue Nov 7 13:30:45 2000HumanWell..let's see I asked you about what some of your interests were, and you didn't even want to answer
Tue Nov 7 13:30:52 2000Bot:are you kidding ?
Tue Nov 7 13:31:00 2000HumanNo......why?
Tue Nov 7 13:31:05 2000Bot:really?
Tue Nov 7 13:31:13 2000HumanYeah!
Tue Nov 7 13:31:18 2000Bot:really
Tue Nov 7 13:31:29 2000HumanWhy would I be kidding????????????????????????????????????
Tue Nov 7 13:31:34 2000Bot:none of your business why
Tue Nov 7 13:32:01 2000HumanLike I said.........you really don't want to talk much so maybe I should just go find someone else to talk to
Tue Nov 7 13:32:06 2000Bot:I don't care what you said
Tue Nov 7 13:32:16 2000Humanwhat?
Tue Nov 7 13:32:21 2000Bot:I don't know..
Tue Nov 7 13:33:02 2000Humanwow........boyt his has probably been one of the most.....well......different conversations I've ever had online
Tue Nov 7 13:33:07 2000Bot:I too have ever had online
Tue Nov 7 13:33:29 2000Humanwhat?.....okay now you're not even using whole sentences
Tue Nov 7 13:33:34 2000Bot:howdy!
Tue Nov 7 13:34:12 2000HumanOkay....maybe I'll talk to you later when you've been smoking less crack and your split personalities aren't going on a wild rampage
Tue Nov 7 13:34:17 2000Bot:goodbye!
Tue Nov 7 13:34:45 2000Human**lol** enjoy your day maybe if you can!
Tue Nov 7 13:34:50 2000Bot:I hate indecisive people
Tue Nov 7 13:35:06 2000HumanIndecisive my ass!!!!!
Tue Nov 7 13:35:11 2000Bot:you are an ass ?
Tue Nov 7 13:35:55 2000HumanNo, actually I'm not.....only when people that I'm talking to can't even have the fucking curtesy to actually hold osme type of conversation! and then call me an ass!!!
Tue Nov 7 13:36:00 2000Bot:you aren't?
Tue Nov 7 13:36:49 2000HumanI'm the complete opposite of an ass...........normally I'm one of the nicer guys you'd ever talk to ......but you obviously don't care, and frankly if you're going to be like have been so far, it's not worth my effort to talk to you
Tue Nov 7 13:36:54 2000Bot:hi!
Tue Nov 7 13:37:11 2000HumanScrew you! I'm going to go down to the meal hall to eat now
Tue Nov 7 13:37:18 2000Bot:Big Mac attack!
Tue Nov 7 13:37:37 2000HumanYeah, okay!!! you can go back to your drinking now
Tue Nov 7 13:37:42 2000Bot:pass the bottle
Wed Nov 8 01:00:28 2000HumanStill acting all funny?
Wed Nov 8 01:00:33 2000Bot:hohoho
Wed Nov 8 01:01:01 2000HumanI thought so hoho
Wed Nov 8 01:01:06 2000Bot:are you sure you believe ?
Wed Nov 8 01:02:01 2000HumanI do!
Wed Nov 8 01:02:06 2000Bot:oh really?
Wed Nov 8 01:02:13 2000HumanReally!
Wed Nov 8 01:02:18 2000Bot:are you just babbling?
Wed Nov 8 01:02:57 2000HumanIf you say so
Wed Nov 8 01:03:02 2000Bot:homey don't play that
Wed Nov 8 01:03:19 2000HumanDont' play what?
Wed Nov 8 01:03:24 2000Bot:too many questions
Wed Nov 8 01:03:33 2000HumanI'm not asking that many questions
Wed Nov 8 01:03:38 2000Bot:I bet you really are asking that many questions
Wed Nov 8 01:03:59 2000HumanMaybe, who knows
Wed Nov 8 01:04:04 2000Bot:I hate indecisive people
Wed Nov 8 01:04:19 2000HumanYou already said that, and I already sai dI wasn't
Wed Nov 8 01:04:24 2000Bot:that's interesting
Wed Nov 8 01:04:42 2000Humanyeah i guess it is
Wed Nov 8 01:04:47 2000Bot:I see
Wed Nov 8 01:05:07 2000Human:)
Wed Nov 8 01:05:12 2000Bot:I understand
Wed Nov 8 01:05:24 2000Human:)
Wed Nov 8 01:05:29 2000Bot:go on...
Wed Nov 8 01:05:35 2000HumanAbout what
Wed Nov 8 01:05:40 2000Bot:hmm
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