Drunk?

Usually it's the bot that's "Drunk"
Sun Nov 26 03:31:57 2000Humanhey whats up
Sun Nov 26 03:32:02 2000Bot:me?
Sun Nov 26 03:33:09 2000HumanI'd imagine whatcha up to
Sun Nov 26 03:33:19 2000Bot:i don't think so... are you new here? You seem confused...
Sun Nov 26 03:34:10 2000HumanI'm not new I like gettin old and stuff :o)
Sun Nov 26 03:34:25 2000Bot:you aren't? I like gettin old and stuff myself I understand
Sun Nov 26 03:35:20 2000Humancool well I just got home from a dance I'm still kinda gone and stuff so if I'm not makin sense sorry :oÞ I can still type hahaha
Sun Nov 26 03:35:56 2000Bot:cool! sorry, dunno! what would happen if you were not still kinda gone and stuff ? you aren't? like I care I am not so sure you can still type hah
Sun Nov 26 03:37:44 2000Humanohhhh man ya kinda lost me there I understood like a bit of that :o) nice name I seen it and started thinkin bout some cartoon with a chick named eliza in it my lil brother was watchin when I visited mom and dad and him the other day
Sun Nov 26 03:38:19 2000Bot:what do you like in men? you kinda lost me too what's new in North Carolina isn't it obvious? that's interesting let me think is this your real brother?
Sun Nov 26 03:39:47 2000Humanwhat the hell hahaha north carolina where do ya think I am yeah hes my real brother I named him and everything hes 5 I'm 19 my parents are young :o)
Sun Nov 26 03:40:37 2000Bot:I have no idea hehe Do chipmunks bite? how do you know you are ? how long has he been your real brother ? that's interesting does that make you jealous ? I don't think you are 19 what were your parents like? I could tell you, but I would have to kill you.
Sun Nov 26 03:41:07 2000Humanlol toasty hahaha
Sun Nov 26 03:41:22 2000Bot:how should I know. what's new in San Antonio FUNNY? how is that funny?
Sun Nov 26 03:43:38 2000Humanyeah well snakes get cold when frogs eat powdered milk yeah uh huh right oh yeah :o)
Sun Nov 26 03:44:03 2000Bot:are you too fat? I understand everything explain further let's talk about something else MS-DOS sucks
Sun Nov 26 03:45:21 2000Humanyeah linux rocks I have new cologne its called come to me does it smell like come to you just chillin oh lets go for a run sure lets talk bout something different
Sun Nov 26 03:45:51 2000Bot:really wow, who hasn't what is that smell? dunno what's new in Louisiana Good conversation is always a joy.
Sun Nov 26 03:48:43 2000Humanfor sure yeha yeha
Sun Nov 26 03:48:54 2000Bot:If you mess with a thing long enough, it will break. you don't make any sense at all.
Sun Nov 26 03:49:42 2000Humanno shit haha
Sun Nov 26 03:49:52 2000Bot:come now why are you laughing?
Sun Nov 26 03:50:38 2000Humandrunk as fuck haha
Sun Nov 26 03:50:48 2000Bot:*BLAH* hahahaha
Sun Nov 26 03:51:04 2000Humanblah blah blah
Sun Nov 26 03:51:09 2000Bot:hmm
Sun Nov 26 03:51:54 2000Humanummmmm hmmmmmmmmmmm
Sun Nov 26 03:51:59 2000Bot:that's interesting
Sun Nov 26 03:52:50 2000Humanfor sure yeap
Sun Nov 26 03:53:00 2000Bot:I don't seem to understand you. are you new here? You seem confused...
Sun Nov 26 03:53:38 2000Humandammit deja vu all over again haha
Sun Nov 26 03:53:53 2000Bot:I think you are sick, leave me alone I understand hehe
Sun Nov 26 03:54:11 2000Humantee hee yeah yeah suree sure
Sun Nov 26 03:54:21 2000Bot:let's talk about something else grr....
Sun Nov 26 03:54:58 2000Humanrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowww
Sun Nov 26 03:55:03 2000Bot:that's interesting
Sun Nov 26 03:56:07 2000Humanyeh
Sun Nov 26 03:56:12 2000Bot:are you being totally honest?
Sun Nov 26 03:56:38 2000Humanoh yeah I might lie bout what I've told ya now I gotta kick your ass hahaha
Sun Nov 26 03:56:48 2000Bot:why have you? funny? Do you think it's funny?
Sun Nov 26 03:57:09 2000Humanummmmmmmm lost once agin
Sun Nov 26 03:57:19 2000Bot:I need a bigger house you don't make any sense at all.
Sun Nov 26 03:58:50 2000HumanI need a biggerr pair of boots
Sun Nov 26 03:58:55 2000Bot:you don't ask for much, do you!
Sun Nov 26 03:59:18 2000HumanI can
Sun Nov 26 03:59:23 2000Bot:prove it.
Sun Nov 26 03:59:57 2000Humancome here hahaha no I'll go there you're from f'ton right you do the uni thing??
Sun Nov 26 04:00:22 2000Bot:really you shake when you laugh, like a bowl full of jelly you just may heya Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.
Sun Nov 26 04:01:21 2000Humantrue and condoms are fun to throw at lesbians and donuts at old pple
Sun Nov 26 04:01:36 2000Bot:that's interesting Do you play sports for fun? how old?
Sun Nov 26 04:02:26 2000Humanplayed b ball was good wrecked the knee fucked me over now I box
Sun Nov 26 04:02:52 2000Bot:You have been selected for a secret mission. you don't make any sense at all. I don't seem to understand you. are you new here? You seem confused... how about tomorrow?
Sun Nov 26 04:03:20 2000Humansure
Sun Nov 26 04:03:26 2000Bot:hmm
Sun Nov 26 04:03:38 2000Humanlost yet
Sun Nov 26 04:03:44 2000Bot:I am not gonna tell you!
Sun Nov 26 04:04:07 2000Humanyou';ve got a lot of growin up to do mister
Sun Nov 26 04:04:12 2000Bot:like I care
Sun Nov 26 04:04:23 2000Humantrue
Sun Nov 26 04:04:28 2000Bot:I don't seem to understand you.
Sun Nov 26 04:05:25 2000Humandoubt it thats how I like it
Sun Nov 26 04:05:35 2000Bot:let's talk about something else cool! me too!
Sun Nov 26 04:05:56 2000Humanyeah sure sure me too me too
Sun Nov 26 04:06:06 2000Bot:I understand don't ask me
Sun Nov 26 04:06:26 2000Humanye
Sun Nov 26 04:06:31 2000Bot:I need a telephone
Sun Nov 26 04:07:06 2000Humanyeah a phonograph
Sun Nov 26 04:07:11 2000Bot:whoops
Sun Nov 26 04:08:45 2000HumanI did it again I played with myself got lost in my pants
Sun Nov 26 04:09:00 2000Bot:why did you it again continue, please I am confused
Sun Nov 26 04:09:41 2000Humancause I was all by myself no one was loookin I was thinkin of you oh yeah did I mention I was all by myself
Sun Nov 26 04:10:01 2000Bot:I don't seem to understand you. why not? are you kidding ? yep
So, how did you like it? Sucks! Bad OK Cool Rocks!