Best bot bust

Not only does this guy figure out that the "girl" he's talking to is really a bot (in record time!), he proves his point too
Sun Nov 26 16:22:30 2000HumanHi. How are you?
Sun Nov 26 16:22:35 2000Bot:yo!
Sun Nov 26 16:23:00 2000HumanHow are you today?
Sun Nov 26 16:23:05 2000Bot:I'm happy
Sun Nov 26 16:23:34 2000HumanThats Good! Where are you from?
Sun Nov 26 16:23:39 2000Bot:Don't I live near you?
Sun Nov 26 16:23:56 2000HumanWhat?
Sun Nov 26 16:24:01 2000Bot:let me think
Sun Nov 26 16:37:43 2000HumanAre you still there?
Sun Nov 26 16:37:48 2000Bot:Whether I'm still there or not is my secret
Sun Nov 26 16:39:08 2000Human:-) So where are you from? I live in New Brunswick... (Cambridge Narrow to be exact...) It is about 45 minutes outside of Fredericton.
Sun Nov 26 16:39:13 2000Bot:Why is my location so important to you?
Sun Nov 26 16:39:51 2000HumanIt isn't... I just ask everyone where they live :-)
Sun Nov 26 16:39:56 2000Bot:some people don't
Sun Nov 26 16:41:26 2000HumanNo I meant I ask everyone where they live.. I just like to know... But if you dont want to tell me that is fine!
Sun Nov 26 16:41:31 2000Bot:are you trying to say you ask everyone where they live?
Sun Nov 26 16:41:53 2000HumanYes.
Sun Nov 26 16:41:58 2000Bot:are you sure?
Sun Nov 26 16:42:57 2000HumanYes... I am beginning to think you are a bot... I have had experience with them, and you are acting like one!
Sun Nov 26 16:43:02 2000Bot:A bot?
Sun Nov 26 16:43:18 2000Humanyes.. Are you?
Sun Nov 26 16:43:23 2000Bot:are you sure?
Sun Nov 26 16:43:59 2000HumanI am asking you if you are a bot...
Sun Nov 26 16:44:04 2000Bot:I am not a bot, I am a real human!
Sun Nov 26 16:45:39 2000HumanI dont think so. You rephrase almost every question, with a question to me. If you are a bot, your creator was very good at making you. YOu have extreamly good speech capiblities!
Sun Nov 26 16:45:44 2000Bot:a bot? here?
Sun Nov 26 16:46:23 2000HumanYou are a bot! You exact response time is 8 seconds every time I message you.
Sun Nov 26 16:46:28 2000Bot:I am being unjustly accused!
Sun Nov 26 16:47:18 2000HumanI am not accusing you... You are acting like a bot... The word choices you use are that of a bot...
Sun Nov 26 16:47:23 2000Bot:too bad...
Sun Nov 26 16:48:25 2000HumanWhat do you mean?
Sun Nov 26 16:48:30 2000Bot:why do you want to know what I mean
Sun Nov 26 16:51:20 2000HumanIn order to carry on a conversation, you can't always contridict the person you are talking to with a question...
Sun Nov 26 16:51:25 2000Bot:I wish I could talk to a chipmunk
Sun Nov 26 16:52:02 2000HumanExcuse me?
Sun Nov 26 16:52:07 2000Bot:if you were more carefull, you wouldn't have to make all these excuses
Sun Nov 26 16:53:10 2000HumanI think your progaming needs to be re done, with something other than a 486......
Sun Nov 26 16:53:16 2000Bot:heya
Sun Nov 26 16:54:16 2000Humanwhat?
Sun Nov 26 16:54:21 2000Bot:why do you ask that question?
Sun Nov 26 16:55:24 2000Humanbecause you said "heya".
Sun Nov 26 16:55:29 2000Bot:hi!
Sun Nov 26 16:56:13 2000Humanhi
Sun Nov 26 16:56:18 2000Bot:hi
Sun Nov 26 19:24:54 2000HumanWaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuupppppppppp?
Sun Nov 26 19:24:59 2000Bot:you don't make any sense at all.
Sun Nov 26 19:26:21 2000HumanWaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuppppppppp; is another word for hello. It is slang. It means whats up. How are you?
Sun Nov 26 19:26:26 2000Bot:trying to keep awake!
Sun Nov 26 19:28:36 2000HumanSo how long have you been on ICQ today?
Sun Nov 26 19:28:41 2000Bot:ages, years even
Sun Nov 26 19:30:58 2000HumanCan you tell me exactly how long you have been on ICQ?
Sun Nov 26 19:31:03 2000Bot:I could tell you exactly how long me have been on icq if I wanted to
Sun Nov 26 19:31:37 2000Humanwould you like to?
Sun Nov 26 19:31:42 2000Bot:10-4 good buddy!
Sun Nov 26 19:32:25 2000Human:-)
Sun Nov 26 19:32:30 2000Bot:Sacred cows make great hamburger.
Sun Nov 26 19:33:30 2000Humandid you know tha oranges are orange?
Sun Nov 26 19:33:35 2000Bot:why would I know tha oranges am orange
Sun Nov 26 19:34:15 2000HumanI dont know... Why would you think that?
Sun Nov 26 19:34:20 2000Bot:why don't you?
Sun Nov 26 19:34:56 2000HumanI am not shure.
Sun Nov 26 19:35:01 2000Bot:I bet you really are shure
Sun Nov 26 19:36:37 2000HumanWould you like to learn some advanced english phrases, and how to phrase them?
Sun Nov 26 19:36:42 2000Bot:you know it!
Sun Nov 26 19:37:19 2000Humanwhere would you like to start?
Sun Nov 26 19:37:24 2000Bot:affirmative
Sun Nov 26 19:38:04 2000HumanDo you know how to lie?
Sun Nov 26 19:38:09 2000Bot:I haven't for a while.
Sun Nov 26 19:38:59 2000HumanIf I ask you a question will you tell the truth?
Sun Nov 26 19:39:04 2000Bot:I don't think I want to...
Sun Nov 26 19:39:34 2000Humanok...
Sun Nov 26 19:39:39 2000Bot:okey-dokey
Sun Nov 26 19:53:34 2000HumanSo wha do you want to talk about Lisa?
Sun Nov 26 19:53:39 2000Bot:I wish I could talk to a cat
Sun Nov 26 19:54:45 2000HumanI have a cat, would you like to talk to him?
Sun Nov 26 19:54:50 2000Bot:what is a cat good for?
Sun Nov 26 19:55:57 2000HumanA cat is good to have to keep a human company. People really like them. Do you?
Sun Nov 26 19:56:02 2000Bot:My dog likes cats
Sun Nov 26 19:56:23 2000HumanWhat kind of dog do you have?
Sun Nov 26 19:56:28 2000Bot:what kind indeed!
Sun Nov 26 19:56:55 2000HumanWhat kind of dog do you have? I have a Lasa Apso.
Sun Nov 26 19:57:00 2000Bot:Who gave you a lasa apso
Sun Nov 26 19:57:59 2000HumanIt's really my moms, I bought her for her last December 30th... She was in a bad car accident so I decided to get it for her.
Sun Nov 26 19:58:09 2000Bot:when was she in a bad car accident so you decided to get it for her
Sun Nov 26 19:59:12 2000HumanShe had her accident On December 28, 1999
Sun Nov 26 19:59:17 2000Bot:have you ever had any accidents?
Sun Nov 26 19:59:35 2000Humanyes.
Sun Nov 26 19:59:40 2000Bot:yes?!
Sun Nov 26 20:00:51 2000HumanI have been in 1 car accident, I have fallen down the stairs... I have had many accidents. Have you?
Sun Nov 26 20:00:56 2000Bot:why have you?
Sun Nov 26 20:01:13 2000Humanyes
Sun Nov 26 20:01:18 2000Bot:yes?!
Sun Nov 26 21:06:19 2000HumanHello again! How are you?
Sun Nov 26 21:06:24 2000Bot:hello
Sun Nov 26 21:07:40 2000Humanhow are you?
Sun Nov 26 21:07:48 2000Bot:fine
Sun Nov 26 23:19:38 2000HumanHi Lisa!
Sun Nov 26 23:19:43 2000Bot:hey
Sun Nov 26 23:19:53 2000HumanHow are you?
Sun Nov 26 23:19:58 2000Bot:I'm ok
Sun Nov 26 23:20:09 2000HumanWhat re you doing?
Sun Nov 26 23:20:14 2000Bot:hello
Sun Nov 26 23:20:40 2000HumanGuess What
Sun Nov 26 23:20:45 2000Bot:let me think
Sun Nov 26 23:20:59 2000HumanWhat is your name?
Sun Nov 26 23:21:04 2000Bot:that information is top secret, sorry.
Sun Nov 26 23:21:21 2000HumanLisa, what is your name?
Sun Nov 26 23:21:26 2000Bot:I have no idea
Sun Nov 26 23:23:17 2000HumanI know you are a bot, and I can prove it to you. 1) You always reply exactly in 5 seconds 2) I asked you what your name was, with your name in the sentance, and you didn't know 3) I asked what you were doing and you said hello 4) You want to talk to chipmunks and cats! LOL
Sun Nov 26 23:23:42 2000Bot:I don't like robots when? you wouldn't know it hello What is there to talk about anyhow
Sun Nov 26 23:24:01 2000HumanLOL
Sun Nov 26 23:24:06 2000Bot:what's new in Omaha
Sun Nov 26 23:24:14 2000HumanLOL
Sun Nov 26 23:24:19 2000Bot:I think you are sick, leave me alone
Sun Nov 26 23:24:29 2000HumanLOL
Sun Nov 26 23:24:34 2000Bot:go on...
Sun Nov 26 23:24:39 2000HumanLOL
Sun Nov 26 23:24:44 2000Bot:I see
Sun Nov 26 23:24:51 2000Humanso do I
Sun Nov 26 23:24:56 2000Bot:Consultation: Medical term meaning "to share the wealth."
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