Dubious Measurements

So this is what people use to pick girls up these days
Mon Feb 5 02:11:25 2001Humanhey
Mon Feb 5 02:11:31 2001Bot:howdy!
Mon Feb 5 02:12:39 2001Humanhey how are you i am just on here really bored and looking for something to do
Mon Feb 5 02:12:45 2001Bot:yea, what you need?
Mon Feb 5 02:14:13 2001Humanwell, i can't get to sleep and my friend has been telling me thier is some really horny chicks on icq!!!!
Mon Feb 5 02:14:18 2001Bot:have you tried?
Mon Feb 5 02:15:45 2001Humanwhat do you mean
Mon Feb 5 02:15:50 2001Bot:does it matter
Mon Feb 5 02:17:21 2001Humanyes, because i can get interested very easily
Mon Feb 5 02:17:26 2001Bot:that sounds like a pretty flimsy excuse
Mon Feb 5 02:19:30 2001Humanhey listen, i got a huge cock, and i just want to use it one somebody.
Mon Feb 5 02:19:35 2001Bot:hello
Mon Feb 5 02:22:49 2001Humando you want to do something tonight, say watch a movie or maybe screw
Mon Feb 5 02:22:54 2001Bot:maybe?, thats not real positive!
Mon Feb 5 02:25:09 2001Humanwhat do you mean.. I got nine inches just waiting for you!!
Mon Feb 5 02:25:14 2001Bot:none of your bloody business
Mon Feb 5 02:27:41 2001Humanwhat do you mean by bloody. are you on the rag? i dont mind screwing girls on the rag
Mon Feb 5 02:27:47 2001Bot:none of your bloody business
Mon Feb 5 02:28:09 2001Humanok
Mon Feb 5 02:28:15 2001Bot:o.k.
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