25 Reasons why Macs suck!

                 The top 25 Reasons Why We Hate Macintosh


1).  They Suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2).  Where the hell is the damn disk eject?
3).  They only have one damn mouse button.
4).  Where are the function buttons?
5).  They are slow as hell.
6).  Nobody makes software for them but Macintosh
7).  No multi-tasking.
8).  Real men use Dos.
9).  Your system has crashed, would you like to talk about it?
10). This year, Microsoft unveiled an entirely new operating
     system, Windows 95.  In response, Macintosh unveiled 
     Windows 3.1.
11). They're not I.B.M. compatible
12). They're made by the same people who made the Apple IIe
13). They're not quite as powerful as Commodores or Tandys
14). The Atari 2600 had better games.
15). Microsoft has a very public chairman, Bill Gates.  Who the
     hell runs Apple, anyway?
16). How do you turn the damn thing off?
17). Formatting a disk takes up half it's space
18). They have about as much memory as Ronald Reagan.
19). You can totally screw them up by pressing the escape
     button ("The Net" reference).
20). It costs more to get a compatible printer.
21). They change all the font names (This one's Imperial)?!?
22). Apple doesn't make towers.
23). No self respecting business would use them
24). They somehow force schools to buy them, so students
     don't know how to use real computers until college.
25). They suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!