Reasons Why a Beer is Better than a Woman

          26 reasons a why beer is better than a woman:

1.   You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2.   Beer stains wash out.
3.   You don't have to wine & dine a beer.
4.   Your beer will sit patiently in the car and wait while you
     play football.
5.   When your beer goes flat you can toss it out.
6.   Beer labels come off without a fight.
7.   Hangovers go away.
8.   When you go to a bar, you always know you can pick up a
     beer.
9.   Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another one.
10.  Beer is never late.
11.  After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10›.
12.  A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another
     beer.
13.  If you pour a beer right, you always get good head.
14.  A beer always goes down easy.
15.  You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel
     guilty.
16.  You can share a beer with your friends.
17.  Beer is always wet.
18.  You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
19.  You can have a beer in public.
20.  A beer doesn't care when you come.
21.  A frigid beer is a good beer.
22.  Beer doesn't demand equality.
23.  You don't have to wash  a beer before it tastes good.
24.  If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
25.  After a few beers, you don't need to see a doctor.
26.  You'll be sober in the morning, but she'll still be ugly.