A Man, His Dog, and a Rabbit

     A man comes home one day and finds his dog, carrying a dead
rabbit in his mouth.  He is  even more shocked when he recognizes
the rabbit as the beloved pet of the cute little girl next door.

     Trying to make the best of a bad situation, he decides the
best thing to do is clean up the rabbit and put him back in his
cage so it looks like he died comfortably.  The man spends a few
hours shampooing the rabbit and even blow-drys his fur.  When he
is done, he sneaks into the other yard, opens the cage, and tucks
the rabbit in the corner.  The rabbit truly looks as if it died
peaceably in his sleep.

     Later, he is startled by the loud screams from the little
girl.  She is standing outside the rabbit cage screaming.  Them
man thinks to himself "Thank god I made it look peaceful. 
Imaging how she would have felt it she know what really
happened".

     The man goes over to the little girl and asks what the
problem is.  "Well", she says between sobs, "Yesterday, my rabbit
died, and we buried him in the back yard .and now here he is back
in his cage"!