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  1. "The bases" in much more detail.
  2. 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE FINALS
  3. 'Twas The Night Before Solstice
  4. 1/2 sisters
  5. 101 Excuses
  6. 12 days of xmas (UNIX versiion)
  7. 25 Christmas ideas to torture your roommate
  8. 25 Christmas ideas to torture your roommate
  9. 25 Different Ways to Get Your Roommate to Bug Off
  10. 25 Reasons why Macs suck!
  11. 3 Chicks walk into a doctors's office
  12. 4 letter words
  13. 45 Rules for Men
  14. 46 Things That Never Happen on Star Trek
  15. 50 Fun Things to do in an Elevator
  16. 50's to 90's
  17. A Catholic Confessing (joke)
  18. A day in the life of a Government agent
  19. A Dog Named Sex
  20. A jock strap joke
  21. A Man, His Dog, and a Rabbit
  22. A perfect insult
  23. A tattoo joke
  24. A woman gets stranded.....
  25. A woman is having a baby.....
  26. Actual news headlines
  27. Advertising slogans translated
  28. Age
  29. Aging
  30. Ah-choo!
  31. Alabama Joke
  32. American, Italian, Canadian die
  33. Animal Jokes
  34. Anna Nicole Smith story?
  35. Anniversary Joke
  36. Another Southern Joke
  37. Anyone home?
  38. AOL joke
  39. Are you a dentist??? (fwd)
  40. Barbara Walters and the Indian tribe
  41. Barney
  42. Bart Simpson's Blackboard Quotations
  43. Bathing Suits Now & Then
  44. Be careful . . . (fwd)
  45. Bear Hunting
  46. Bedside Manner
  47. Biker Joke
  48. Bill & Hillary Joke
  49. Bill Gates joke
  50. Bill Gates Joke (really, its a joke, not a thread!)
  51. BIRD LEGS
  52. black & white joke
  53. Blind Humour
  54. Blonde who died her hair
  55. BOFH -- #1
  56. BOFH -- #10
  57. BOFH -- #11
  58. BOFH -- #12
  59. BOFH -- #13... The End...
  60. BOFH -- #2
  61. BOFH -- #3
  62. BOFH -- #4
  63. BOFH -- #5
  64. BOFH -- #6
  65. BOFH -- #7
  66. BOFH -- #8
  67. BOFH -- #9
  68. BOOGERS & BROCCOLI
  69. Books we'll never see
  70. Brain anyone?
  71. Busy night in the garden
  72. C&W Music....
  73. C+-
  74. CAMEL joke
  75. Canadian CIA
  76. Canonical List of Answering Machine Messages, 12/01
  77. Canonical List of Hardware Humor
  78. Canonical List of OS humor
  79. Canonical List of Programming Humor
  80. Canonical list of Redneck jokes
  81. Canonical Shortest Books List
  82. Change
  83. Chinese Torture
  84. Chinese-English translation
  85. Chocolate or Sex?
  86. Clueless Computer Users
  87. CODE WORD
  88. Collection Letters
  89. Colors And Your Sex Life!
  90. COMMON SENSE
  91. Computer Messages - tag lines
  92. COMPUTERS
  93. Confucious say:
  94. Construction Workers
  95. Cool Quotes
  96. Counting
  97. Crunchy Bird
  98. Cup Holder - True Tech support story
  99. Cut the crap,please.
  100. Cybersex
  101. Dan Quale's Quotes
  102. Darksuckers
  103. Darwin Award
  104. Deep Thoughts 01 of 04
  105. Deep Thoughts 02 of 04 by Jack Handy
  106. Deep Thoughts 03 of 04 by Jack Handy
  107. Deep Thoughts 04 of 04 by Jack Handy
  108. DEEP THOUGHTS By Jack Handey
  109. Dennis... (fwd)
  110. Desert Island
  111. Di and Dolly
  112. Diary of an AOL User
  113. Diet during the holidays
  114. Difference between a guy and a man
  115. Ding-A-Ling
  116. Does Santa really exist?
  117. Dogsled Racer
  118. Doing the dishes !!
  119. DOS Poem
  120. Drill Sergeant
  121. Drinking Guidelines
  122. Driving Citation
  123. Driving test humour (fwd)
  124. Drunk Drivers' Exam Answers
  125. Drunks
  126. Dumb classified ads
  127. Dumb Lawyer Questions
  128. e-mail privacy case (real-life)
  129. Elderly Conversation
  130. Elephant trunk penis graft
  131. Embarrassing Joke
  132. Emergency Communication Device
  133. Emergency Operator Joke
  134. Energizer Bunny Death Notice
  135. Excuses to Insurance Agents
  136. Expectant father
  137. Exploding Head Syndrome
  138. Famous quotations
  139. Farm Joke
  140. Farmer and little boy
  141. Farmer joke
  142. Farmer Joke
  143. Father/Son talk
  144. Final Exam
  145. FINANCES
  146. Fire
  147. First Aid
  148. First sex for Timmy
  149. Fix your own hard drive
  150. Flippant Language
  151. Free Willy!
  152. Freudian Slip
  153. From Blanche Knotts Tasteless Jokes Calendar
  154. Funny English Translations
  155. funny real quotes
  156. Funny UNIX shell commands
  157. GANGSTERS
  158. Gay Joke
  159. geek test
  160. God Bless them all
  161. God Bless them all
  162. Golf Jokes
  163. Golfers and Sons
  164. good luck Mr. Gorsky
  165. Grades
  166. Grading System
  167. Graduation rates
  168. Green Side Up
  169. gunman v different MS groups
  170. HAL goes to Market
  171. Hardware
  172. Headline Faux Pas
  173. Hockey Joke
  174. HOLIDAY JOKES!
  175. How different professors dress
  176. How to build a campfire
  177. Hunchback bell ringer
  178. Hurricane Bob Airplane Ride
  179. I have a thing about chickens
  180. I'm glad I'm a man
  181. I'm glad I'm a woman
  182. I've Noticed
  183. IDEA
  184. If computers were sold like cars
  185. If you have seen ID4, this is good!
  186. Is Santa for real?
  187. Italian joke
  188. Jack Handy wanna-be's (fwd)
  189. James's Calculator Fun
  190. JAVA IS THE TIMEX SINCLAIR EMULATOR OF THE 90's.
  191. Jelly rolls
  192. Jesus & Elvis Coincidence, or Cosmic Plan?
  193. Jesus is watching you
  194. Jewish Guy Prays for Money
  195. Jobs'
  196. joke for knowing catholics
  197. Jokes --> Cheerios for breakfast anyone?
  198. Jokes --> Train Ride
  199. Just a JOKE
  200. Just wondering
  201. Kids at the police station
  202. Kilts
  203. Kindergarden Joke
  204. Lamer test
  205. Land Dispute
  206. Lawyer Joke
  207. Lawyers
  208. lawyers and politicians
  209. Leroy and Willie:a joke, a whole joke, nothing but a joke!!!
  210. Letter from Elvis to the World
  211. Letter from Mom
  212. Light Bulbs!
  213. List of New Viruses
  214. Little Bastard
  215. Little Girl - How to get babies!
  216. Little Jimmy and The Builders
  217. Little Johnny and the fruit test.
  218. Little Johnny joke
  219. Little Johnny Part 49
  220. Lone Ranger and Tonto
  221. Lucky Frog
  222. Mac Better Than PC
  223. madness: Noooooooo (Scottish Accent)
  224. Magic Mirror
  225. Man and German Shepherd
  226. Mathematical limericks
  227. Memo: The Plain Facts, Or One Hell Of A Pickup Line
  228. Mending Fences (fwd)
  229. MENTAL PATIENTS
  230. MEOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!
  231. Metric System
  232. Mickey Mouse
  233. Micro Stud-Man
  234. Microsoft Child for Windows
  235. Microsoft sex lives
  236. Microsoft, Intel, Sun
  237. Mid-life Crisis
  238. MILKMAN JOKE !!!
  239. Misleading Riddles
  240. Missing Bike
  241. Mixed Emotions
  242. Mixed Emotions
  243. MOBILE MARRIAGE
  244. More Confucius Say jokes
  245. More On The Differences Between Men and Women
  246. More quotes
  247. National Love Making
  248. Navy humor
  249. Never Better
  250. New rooster
  251. Newt & the Giraffe
  252. Nipples
  253. Notable Quotes (fwd)
  254. O.J. Simpson: Canonical List of O.bligatory J.okes
  255. Office memo on swearing
  256. Old man on death bed
  257. Old Man on the bus
  258. OLD MAN wants a baby
  259. Once Upon a Midnight Dreary...
  260. One ringy dingy
  261. Only in L.A. (author unknown)
  262. OOPS...........
  263. OOPS...........
  264. other differences between the genders
  265. Other Terms for Puking
  266. Overheard in redneck heaven
  267. Overheard in Redneck Hell
  268. P.C. 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
  269. P.C. office memo
  270. P.C. xmas song
  271. Parrot joke
  272. Phone Bill
  273. Pick-up lines and replies
  274. Pig
  275. Political Correctness for men
  276. Politically Correct Christmas Tale.
  277. Politically Correct Three Little Pigs Story
  278. Politically incorrect TOP ten on churches
  279. politics humour
  280. Pope
  281. Post Office Humor
  282. Procrastinator's Creed
  283. Proctologist joke
  284. Professor Joke
  285. Psychoanalysts
  286. Quick Thinker
  287. Radio conversation between American ship
  288. Really gotta go
  289. Reasons Why a Beer is Better than a Woman
  290. Redneck 12 days of Xmas
  291. redneck xmas
  292. Referendum Joke
  293. Rude Answering Machine Messages
  294. Santa is a System Administrator
  295. Santa is a System Administrator
  296. Santa's bad year
  297. Scoring points
  298. Seafood joke!
  299. Seal Jokes
  300. Seminars for Men
  301. Sex Dog!
  302. Sex with teacher
  303. Sexual therapy
  304. Shit happens
  305. Shitty Religions
  306. Shoot, why not?
  307. Shutdown for Internet cleaning
  308. Silent Gas
  309. Ski buddies
  310. Skunk joke
  311. SNAPPING
  312. some humour (real-life anecdotes)
  313. Some stupid quotes
  314. Sorority Girl Jokes
  315. Sounds dirty to me
  316. Special Calendar
  317. Special High Intensity Training
  318. Spell Czech Cur
  319. Spicy!
  320. Spitoon joke
  321. Spoken Languages
  322. Star Trek Story
  323. Story With A Moral
  324. Strange New Machine
  325. Stupid criminals
  326. stupid men jokes
  327. Stupid things to ponder
  328. Superman Joke
  329. Taglines
  330. Take note....
  331. Tan
  332. TAXES
  333. Technology & Business "Jokes"
  334. Tell this one to the Garden Club (Honeymoon Joke)
  335. Ten last things a man/woman will ever say.
  336. Test Joke
  337. Thanksgiving Joke
  338. That's nothing...
  339. The 12 Bugs of Christmas
  340. The 3 legged Pig
  341. The Aliens and the gas pump
  342. The Bank Executive
  343. The Barbeque
  344. The Blob
  345. The Blonde and the Thermos
  346. The Boss
  347. The brothel
  348. The Bus
  349. The Cannonical List of Redneck Jokes
  350. The Cannonical List of Seven Course Dinner Jokes
  351. The cat and the milkman
  352. The Crossword puzzle
  353. The deathbed confession
  354. The difference between men and women
  355. The Drunk Man
  356. The Elevator
  357. The First Night
  358. The Future
  359. The Hacker Test
  360. The Here After
  361. The Least Successful Piano Recital
  362. The little old lady at the bank
  363. The medical computer
  364. The Moose Hunter
  365. The Mother Superior
  366. The nature or proof.
  367. The Nerdity test
  368. The New Priest
  369. The night before Christmas 2
  370. The Oprah Winfrey Show
  371. THE PENGUIN
  372. The Psychology Student
  373. The Royal Outing
  374. The Rules
  375. The Scotsman and his egg
  376. The Shit List
  377. The Suprise
  378. The Ten Usenet Commandments
  379. The Thursday Night Deaths
  380. The Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays
  381. The Truck
  382. The Waiter
  383. The Wealthy Old Man
  384. The wife with the donkey
  385. The world's best pickup lines
  386. Things do to During an Exam
  387. Things do to relieve stress
  388. Thor visits Earth one day...
  389. Three Day Weekend
  390. Three kids at school
  391. Toasters!!!
  392. Tongs
  393. Top 100 Reasons Kirk is better than Picard
  394. Top 5 Ways to know if your cat is too fat
  395. Top sexy lines from "Star Wars"
  396. Toy Trains
  397. Trailer Park people
  398. Transcript of Newspaper Article
  399. Traveling Sales Lady
  400. Trucker joke
  401. TV Violence
  402. Two old ladies
  403. Undertakers
  404. unexpected endings
  405. University Jokes
  406. University prank
  407. Urban Legend?
  408. USENET Canonical List of Blonde Jokes
  409. Valentine's day quiz #1
  410. Vampire and other limericks
  411. Virus!
  412. Wesley
  413. What a day
  414. What are the most important men in a woman's life?
  415. What men really mean
  416. What to be?
  417. What's the Difference...
  418. Who says all men think alike?
  419. Why Ask Why - Joke!
  420. WHY ENGINEERS DON'T WRITE RECIPE BOOKS
  421. Wierd & wonderful '95
  422. Wile E. Coyote Sues ACME Corp.
  423. Win '95 fly...
  424. WIN95 MARKET SOURCE CODE
  425. Windows 95 a la Shakespeare
  426. Winnipeg Wonderland
  427. Woman in a Coma
  428. Women Jokes
  429. Write In C
  430. X-MAS
  431. Xmas in the 20th century
  432. Yeccchhh! - Leper joke
  433. Yet another bar joke.
  434. Yet Another Lawyer Joke
  435. YOU CAN TELL YOU'VE BEEN SITTING IN THE LAB TOO LONG
  436. You Know you're from Kingston when...
  437. You may be an engineer if....
  438. You Won't Find These In The Guiness Book
  439. You're not going to believe this one...
  440. Young Priests First Confession
  441. Yummy