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                     James's Calculator Fun


     By turning a calculator up-side-down we can make several
letters.  These are just some examples:

These are for standard 8 digit calculators:

Go to 1289 x 6 !!

Your head is made of 159 x 20 + 5 = ö 5000

123456 + 288 = ö 160000  there!

Watch out for that 463 x 8

Don't stare at these:2417 x 24     or     39103 x 136

K.D. Lang is a 35393 x 9

She is 6922251 x 8

If a slut does 100 men 50 times and herself 7 days a week, what
is she? (100 x 50 + 1 = x 7)

He's gone 47 x 15 ö 1000

38671 x 100 + 3 = x 2 !

You like eating 601 x 125 !


Some of us have a HEX to DECimal converter on our calculator,
those of us that do, should find these fun:

Don't give up the 53573

Middle-aged women do nothing but 13718790

Go 21789 yourself!

5578048

St. Vincents High School is also called 1997829917

Hey!  Don't gulp, just 3349!

Don't 53621 on that oil slick!

She's on the 30493!

Cut your hair you 3267860!

Give her a -791578873

If you didn't like this list then you need 55092!

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