Chinese-English translation

CHINESE PHRASE          ENGLISH TRANSLATION

Ai Bang Mai Ne          I bumped into the coffee table =
Ar U Wan Tu             A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat             You need a face lift =
Dum Gai                 A stupid person
Gun Pao Der             An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung           Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding          We have reason to believe you are harboring a
fugutive =
Jan Ne Ka Sun           A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia                 Approach me
Lao Ze Sho              Gilligan's Island =
Lao Zi                  Not very good
Lin Ching               An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding           A great achievement of the American space program=
Ne Ahn                  A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai                A bashful person =
Tai Ne Bae Be           A premature infant =
Tai Ne Po Ne            A small horse
Ten Ding Ba             Serving drinks to people =
Wan Bum Lung            a person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan           Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you =
Wa Shing Kah            Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim              Are you trying to save electricity? =
Wai U Shao Ting         There is no reason to raise your voice