Things do to relieve stress

This one's for all the college students out there like me for
when things get stressful:
1. Yell at the top of your lungs
2. While yelling jump up and down
3. Can add optional hair pulling
4. Regress to toddler stage and throw wild temper tantrum 
5. Take a colour crayon out of the toy box and colour in your
text book 
6. Make paper airplanes out of text book pages
7. Set those planes on fire in flight and practice emergency
procedures
8. Tack picture of prof on the dart board and throw darts.
9. Who needs the dart board?  Let them fly, room occupants or not 
10. Take a feather pillow, bite, and rip
11. Take magic marker and draw all over face and body (washable
markers optional)
12. Write on roommate when they are asleep
13. Shave roommates eyebrows
14. Run naked up and down the hall
15. Talk to yourself even though people are around you
16. Have an argument with yourself
17. Make Ramen noodles with peanut butter and pickles
18. Eat a breadless peanut butter and jelly sandwich (Duh,
fingers) 
19. Make Jello in big pan and before it sets squish toes in it 
20. Take previous squished Jello and serve it to company 
21. Hang from ceiling fixtures
22. Record a long message on answering machine (animal noises
work quite well)
23. Break out power tools and go to town
24. Actually build something with those power tools
25. Sled down residence hall stairs
26. Take butter, put on bottom of sled, get friends and practice
bobsledding down the halls
27. "BORROW" a tray from dining hall and go sledding outside on
big hill
28. Bungee jump from balcony of residence hall
29. Take ping pong ball, cut in half, colour to choice, wear as
fake eyes in class
30. Paint your room black (absence of colour=absence of thought) 
31. Watch Beavis and Butthead marathon, some dummy has to have
all the shows on tape
32. Hang up-side-down from loft until head ALL the blood flows to
your head
33. Go into middle of campus and start digging a grave
(measurements  are 3 feet wide by 6 feet long by 6 feet deep)
34. When asked about grave say your parents requested it 
35. Have pillow fight with roommate
36. Sit and type nonsense on the computer and mail it to somebody 
37. Make creative list like this
38. Rub-Lick-Stick all the bottle tops you can fit on your
forehead 
39. See if neighbour's cat really doesn't like water (clue: pick 
the one without claws)
40. Put mattress on floor, practice sky diving from loft 
41. Pull all the hair out of Good Luck Troll's head
42. Feel adventurous? Try eating campus dining's vegetarian dish 
43. Brush your teeth with your finger
44. Put ketchup on roommate while they are asleep, then stand
over them with a cleaver and scream bloody murder
45. Play Mortal Combat and Air Hockey at same time
46. Wear underwear on outside of clothes and run around claiming
to be a superhero
47. Practice naked gymnastics on football goal posts
48. Freeze another school's computer network while writing a
friend 
49. Put lubricated condoms on all the door knobs down the hall 
50. This choice is optional (try to create interesting artistic 
ways to gross out friends with food, especially produce)