A woman gets stranded.....

A woman breaks down in her car late at night. She spies a farm nearby and 
asks the farmer if she can have a bed for the night, aiming to get her 
car fixed the following morning.
"Ooo, Arrr, Missy." He says, and invites her in and gives her supper too. 
At supper, she meets the farmers' two sons who have never seen a woman 
before.
After supper she goes to her room and starts getting undressed. As she is 
doing so, she hears a knock at the door. She opens it to find one of the 
farmers' sons.
"'Scuse me missy, but could I come in." The woman is feeling a bit horny 
and lets him in. They start necking and then she says "You don't want me 
to get pregnant, do you?" "Oh, no missy." Says the farmers' son. "Well, 
you'll have to wear this then." She says, pulling a condom over his dick. 
Just as they are about to get it on, there's a knock at the door. "My 
father!" Says the farmers' son, and dives out the window.
The woman opens the door to find the other farmers' son there. "'Scuse me 
missy, but can I come in." He asks. She lets him in and they start 
necking almost immediately. Then she says "You don't want me to get 
pregnant, do you?" "Oh, no missy." He says. "Well, you'll have to wear 
this." She says, pulling a condom over his dick. Again, just as they are 
about to get it on, there's a knock at the door. "My father!" Says the 
farmers' son, and also dives out the window.

A couple of months pass and the two farmers' sons are sitting in a field. 
One turns to the other and says, "Do you really care if that woman has a 
baby?" "No," Says the other son, "Let's get these things off, I'm dying 
for a piss!"