An old farmer goes to the Vet: Farmer: I'v got a Bull thats right Off it duties. It's got to service 300 cows and all it wants to do is eat Vet: Give it one of these little pills in it's feed and stand back. So 2 weeks later the farmer comes back to the vet: Farmer: WoW wat a pill. I gave the pill to the bull as you directed and pow. It jumper over the gate ran down lane and fucked 70 cows in 30 minutes. Vet: So whats the problem why have you cone back? Farmer: Well I was wondering, I am meeting this 18 year old tonight and could you give me one of those tablets. I'm not as young as I was. Vet: No Sorry it's too strong but I will give you a quarter of a pill. So the farmer takes the pill and goes off to prepare for his date Several days later the farmer goes back to the Vet. Farmer: Hello Vet. Wonderfull. 40 Times. Vet: So why have you came back. Farmer: Ah! I want somthing for my wrist she never turned up.