There was four gays sitting in a bar, competing in who could stuff upp the most in their butts. The first one said: - I can stuff upp my fist!! Then, the second one said: - Thats nothing! I can stuff up two fists!! The third one said: - How petty you are! I can stuff up a watermelon. - Thats nothing, said the fourth one, wile he slowly slipped down over his barchair.