Tell this one to the Garden Club (Honeymoon Joke)

A man visiting his cabin on a lake knew that the couple next door were on
their honeymoon, but noticed that the new husband was always out fishing,
all day.  After several days the man rowed over to the new husband's boat
and said, "Hey, why aren't you in there banging your bride?"
   The man said, "Well, she's got gonorrhea."
   "Oh.  Sorry"
   The next day the man rowed over again.  "You know," he said, "You can
always try to do it anally."
   "Well, she's got diarrhea."
   "Oh. Sorry"
   The third day he rowed over yet again, in exasperation.  "Why don't you
just ask her to suck you off?"
   "Well, she's got pyorrhea."
   "Then tell me, why in the hell did you marry her?"
   "Well, she's also got worms, and I like to fish."