Italian joke

     A bus stops and two obviously Italian-type men get on.  They seat 
     themselves, and engage in animated conversation.The lady sitting behind 
     them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanised 
     when she
     hearsone of the men say the following:
     "Emma come first.   Den I come.  Two asses.,  they come together.
     I come again.  Two asses, they come together again.  I pee twice.  Then I 
     come once more."
     "You foul-mouthed wop swine," retorted the lady indignantly.  "In 
     this country, we dont talk about our sex lives in public!"
     "Hey cool down lady," said the man.  "I was only tellin'  my 
     friend here how to spell Mississippi."