Sounds dirty to me

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE...BUT AREN'T

10. I need to whip it out by 5!
9.  Mind if I use your laptop?
8.  Put it in my box before I leave.
7.  If I have to lick one more, I'll gag.
6.  I want it on my desk, NOW!
5.  HMMMMMM......I think it's out of fluid.
4.  My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
3.  It's an entry-level position.
2.  When do you think you'll be getting off today?

AND NUMBER ONE.

1.  It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits there.