Change

As Denny was approaching mid-life, physically he was a mess.  Not only
was he going bald, but years of office work had given him a large pot
belly.

The last straw came when he asked a woman co-worker out on a date, and
she all but laughed at him.  That does it, he decided.  I'm going to
start a whole new regimen.  He began attending aerobics classes.  He
started working out with weights.  He changed his diet.  And he got an
expensive hair transplant.  In six months, he was a different man.

Again, he asked his female co-worker out, and this time she accepted.
    There he was, all dressed up for the date, looking better than he
ever had.  He stood poised to ring the woman's doorbell, when a bolt
of lightning struck him and knocked him off his feet.  As he lay there
dying, he turned his eyes toward the heavens and said, "Why, God, why
now?  After all I've been through, how could you do this to me?"
    From up above, there came a voice, "Sorry ,I didn't recoginize
you"