Top 5 Ways to know if your cat is too fat

 HERE THE TOP FIVE WAYS TO KNOW IF YOUR CAT IS TOO FAT:
 
    5. GUESTS MISTAKE HIM FOR A BEAN BAG CHAIR

    4. YOU NEED SOMEONE TO SPOT YOU WHEN YOU LIFT HIM
 
     3. HE DOESN'T ACT FINICKY UNTIL THE THIRD BOWL OF FOOD
 
     2. YOUR HARDWOOD FLOORS ARE ALWAYS SHINY BECAUSE HIS BELLY IS DRAGGING
 

     AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY YOU KNOW YOUR CAT IS TOO FAT ISSSSSSS.

 
     1. HE ONLY EATS MICE THAT HE CATCHES WITH HIS GRAVITY PULL.