Colors And Your Sex Life!
The clothes you wear, your home furnishings and the car you drive
all give clues to your sexual personality. The key is the colors you
select for your possessions. Most people claim they haven't a favorite
color. But look around you, and you'll notice a pattern, especially in
your clothing and home decor. The predominant color for you is the one
that appears most frequently - it's the one that mirrors the sexual you. A
panel of psychologists, speaking at the 1975 Home Interior Design Forum,
explained the association between color and sexual patterns.
Select your favorite color:
Red
Yellow
Pink
Purple
Black
Green
Orange
Brown
Gray
Blue
White
RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are
easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual
spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get
together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of
red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.
YELLOW: If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are
complex and turn toward the adaptable. The favorite color of homosexuals
is yellow. But don't panic - not everyone who wears yellow is queer. In
most cases the person will consent to the stronger partner's desires in a
passive manner.You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never
turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy or admire.
PINK: Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual
matters: women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver.
In some cases they flaunt their femininity - but because they secretly
hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in
pink. Men who like pink are the philanderers and flirts. They are the
type who will make three dates for the same evening and not keep one,
preferring to pick up a dish in some bar instead. Women whose husbands
like pink should keep a secret nest egg.
PURPLE: Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too
sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who
hate to mess their hair. Men are business-like in their approach to
lovemaking. In both sexes purple partners are more concerned with their
fulfillment than anyone else's gratification.
BLACK: Black color preferences point to black sex (not
necessarily meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the
sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer
perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are
moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during
unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the
color black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of monsters and
teenage gangs is black attire.
GREEN: Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their
approach to sex. Women who love green will always make love like virgins
all their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in
a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not
passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about
infidelity.
ORANGE: Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies.
The sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act play in which they are
the star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper
sweet nothings, meaningless dialogue; they feel it is their image.
Orange people often do not experience orgasm - but they put on a darn
good act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair, and women leave red
welts on the sex partner's back.
BROWN: If you love brown, you're a real treasure for the right
mate. Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs and
desires of their partners. Sex is a 24 hour a day thing. Where you can't
say "I love you" often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain
or catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn-on to a lover of brown.
They need lots of time and privacy to make love. But their emotions are
such that one harsh word could end the affair.
GRAY: The color gray a preferred by people who are indecisive.
They can't get excited about anything - including color - so they choose a
noncommittal shade. Men who prefer gray look at sex as a way of relieving
tension-but nothing more, nothing less. It's wham,bam, thank you ma'am.
Women don't make love, they have intercourse. And for one of two reasons
only: to accommodate their mate, or to become pregnant. They count the
cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over with and done.
But when teamed with another color, the gray spouse considers the other's
infidelity a blessing. When gray marries another gray, the marriage is made
in heaven.
BLUE: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are
sinners, affectionate and sensitive to their partner's need. They consider
love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue
are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they
would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the
fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a
tidal wave rather than fiery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay
and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself.
In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate - never seeking outside
interests.
WHITE: If a person is infatuated with white, sex often seems
filthy. These people are puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene
and to make love in the daylight in unheard of. Women who love white will
undress beneath the covers. Men will shower before and after the sex act.
These people still use pet names for their genitals.
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