The Barbeque

So this couple had been married for about five years, and one fine 
summer day as they're out working in the yard, the man tells his wife,
"Wow, you're butt is getting fat."  She gets ticked off and moves to 
another part of the yard.  The husband follows her and says, "You 
know that big gas grill over there... I'll bet your butt is as big 
as that grill.  It's huge!"  The wife gets really mad, tells him HE 
can finish the yard HIMSELF and she goes inside.

Then the husband finds a yardstick, measures the grill, goes inside 
and measures his wife and says, "Yup.  They are both the same size."
The wife is livid.  She doesn't speak to him the rest of the day.

When the man comes to bed that night, he tries to cuddle up next to 
his wife and says, "Hey, honey, how 'bout it?"  She thinks for a 
moment and pulls away.  "What's wrong?" he asks.  "You're crazy, if
you think I'm firing up that big gas grill for one little weenie!"