What to be?A Catholic nun -- Sr. Mary-Louise -- asks her 4th grade class what they'd like to be when they grow up. She first asks Claire... "I wanna be an astronaut!" "Oh, that's a fine, fine career, Claire," the sister responds. "And you, Jimmy?" "I wanna be a firefighter!" "Another fine idea, Jimmy. And you, Patricia? What do you want to be when you grow up?" "I wanna be a prostitute!" Visibly shaken, the sister manages: "I....I don't think I heard you correctly, Patricia! You said you want to be a WHAT??!?!" "A prostitute." "OH!", sighs Sr. Mary-Louise with relief. "Thank the Lord. I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant!" |