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Old man on death bed

Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail
about and make motions as if he would like to speak.  The priest,
keeping watch at the side of his bed leaned quietly over and
asked, "Do you have something you would like to say?"  The man
nodded to the affirmative, and the preist handed him a pad and
pen. "I know you can't speak, but use this to write a note and I
will give it to your wife.  She's waiting just outside."

Gathering his last bit of strength, the man took them and
scrawled his message upon the pad which he stuffed into the
priest's hands.  Then, moments later, the man died.

After administering the last rites, the priest left to
break the sad news to the wife.  After consoling her a bit, the
priest handed her the note. "Here were his last words.  Just
before passing on, he wrote this message to you."  The wife
tearfully opened the note which read:



       "GET OFF MY FUCKING OXYGEN HOSE!!"

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