Jewish Guy Prays for Money

A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business
has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate
that he decides to ask God for help. He goes into the synagogue and 
begins to pray...........

"God, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some 
money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the 
lotto".

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.

Jacob goes back to the synagogue.....................

"God, please let me win the lotto, I've  lost my business, my house 
and I'm going to lose my car as well".

Lotto night comes and Jacob still has no luck!!

Back to the synagogue..................

"My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, 
my car and my wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you 
for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you 
just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in 
order???".

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and 
Jacob is confronted by the voice of GOD himself:

"JACOB, MEET  ME  HALF WAY  ON  THIS  ONE, BUY  A  DAMN  TICKET".