Blonde who died her hairThere is this ditsy blond who one day said "I had enough of being treated like the dumb blond bimbo, I want to be treated like everyone else". So she cuts her hair way short, dyes it dark brown, wears clothes which don't show off her figure, changes job, etc. A couple of weeks later she is driving along a dirt road and comes across a farmer who is crossing the road with his flock of sheep. She's thinking, 'here is my chance to prove to them I am no longer a dumb blonde'.... Girl to farmer: "I bet I can tell you exactly how many sheep you have in this flock and if I do, you let me take one" Farmer: "sure" (thinking she'll never get it) Girl to Farmer: "642" Farmer: "That's exactly right, I don't know how you knew but go ahead and choose one" The girl looks around and after a while she finally chooses a small who was much more active, running and jumping around than the others. Farmer says "OK, now if I guess your true hair color can I have my DOG back." |