unexpected endings

>From the (great) show "Dave Allen at Large" late on Sunday night.


	Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:

	George: "I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years"

	Herman: "Hmm.  I killed a man, and I'm here for 3 days"

	George: "*WHAT*??? I rob a bank and get 20 years; you kill
		 a man and get 3 days???"

	Herman: "Yep....


		 ...they hang me on Wednesday"