Brain anyone?

A guy goes to a brain surgeon knowing he has to get a transplant. He
says, "OK doc, what do you got?"

The doctor says, "Well there's a Jewish brain, that's $10,000 an ounce."

"OK, what else you got?"

"Well, there's a politician's, that's $100,000 an ounce."

The patient scratches his head and says, "I can see why it's that price
for a Jewish brain, but why is it so
expensive for a politician's brain?"

"You know how many politicains it takes to make an ounce of brains?"