Energizer Bunny Death Notice

Energizer Bunny Death Notice
I'm saddened to announce the passing of The Energizer Bunny.
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AP August 22, 1996 - The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going
and going..."  passed away last evening at 12:42am.

Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical
examiner
ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual
over-stimulation.

Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming
and coming and coming...

Foul play has not been ruled out.