Anna Nicole Smith story?

     After marrying a young filly, a ninety-year old geezer told his   
     doctor that they were expecting a baby.

     The doctor said: "Let me tell you a story,"
     "An absent-minded fellow went hunting, but instead of a gun,
     he picked up a small umbrella. Suddenly, out of nowhere a bear   
     charged him. Pointing his umbrella at the bear, he shot and killed it
     on the spot."

     The geezer exclaimed: "Impossible!, Somebody else must have shot   
     that bear!"

     The doctor replied: "Exactly"