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Anyone home?


A salesman Joe came earlier than expected home and told
his wife that he wants to take a nice bath and a nice
cool beer, so if anyone calls say I am not home.
After a while the phone rung and Joe heard wifie say:
Unfortunately he is home!"
Joe:   "I forbade you to tell I am home!"
Wifie: "Don no worry - the call was for me!"




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