Seafood joke!In a biology class the teacher asks, "Can anyone tell me why a flounder is flat." Little johnny raises his hand, "I know, I know." "Go ahead Johnny." "My uncle told me it's because a whale raped the flounder." "That's terrible Johnny. I'll have to speak to your parents. Let's try another one." Why does a lobster's eyes protrude from its head?" Again Johnny raised his hand. "We'll give you another chance." "My uncle said when the whale raped the flounder, the lobster saw it." |