You Know you're from Kingston when...

               You know you're from Kingston when:

     By answering YES to any one of the following questions, you
probably live in Kingston or some other place far back in the
woods.

1. Have you ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on a
highway rock cut?
2. And spelt it rong?
3. Do you consider a six-pack & a bug zapper quality
entertainment?
4. Have you lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle?
5. Does you vehicle have a rag for a gas cap?
6. Is 75% of your vehicle's body rust?
7. Do you think that mufflers are for wimps?
8. Are you missing the tailgate on your truck?
9. Is Alexander Keith one of your most admired people?
10. Have you ever been fired from a construction job because of
your appearance?
11. Do you walk your child to school because you are in the same
grade?
12. Did you buy a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you were
at the UIC office?
13. Do less than half the cars in your yard run?
14. Do you think that lawnmowers are for preppies?
15. Did your father encourage you to quit school when a job at
the Quick Lube came up?
16. If your front porch collapsed, would you kill more than three
dogs?
17. Is one of your family vehicles a tractor?
18. Do you think Dom Perignom is a mafia leader?
19. Does the diploma you have contain the words "Trucking
Institute"?
20. Do you consider "Field & Stream" to be deep reading?
21. Do you have a toothpick in your mouth in your wedding
picture?
22. Do you have to come out of the woods to hunt?
23.In your area, are Billy-Bob, Billy-Joe, Jim-Bob and Billy-Ray
popular names?
24. Do you owe the taxidermist more than 6 months of your income?
25. Do you think that the eight-pack was the greatest invention
of 1993?
26. Is it impossible for your vehicle to get a speeding ticket?
27. Do you think that the person driving in front of you will
speed up if you are two inches from their bumper?
28. Do you still have a CoR sign from the last election on your
front lawn? 
29. Was the last time you bathed in 1987?
30. Do you have a hole shaped like a moon on your outhouse door?