Young Priests First Confession

"Young Priests First Confession"

A young priest just out of Seminary arrives at his assigned
Parish on a Saturday afternoon. Father O'Malley tells
him that everyone is busy with church business and would
he please hold confession?  The young priest is more
than happy to help and steps in to begin. A lady enters,
kneels and says, "Bless me father, for I have sinned.
It's been quite a long time since I've been to confession.
I have to tell you I've had pre-marital sex". Fresh
in his mind was the class on penance and he immediately
gave 2 Our Fathers, 2 Hail Marys and told her to put
$5 in the church box. 
She replied," Father, it's been a real long time since
I've last been to confession. I also have committed
oral sex". Again he was quick with the response and
penance. "3 Our Fathers and 4 Hail Marys and put another
$5 in the church box". 
Without a pause, she spoke once more, "Father, it's
even been longer than you think since I've been to confession".
"I've even committed anal sex!" This time, he had no
idea what to give and told her to wait a minute. He
stepped out of the confessional and happened to see
one of the altar boys cleaning the altar for tomorrow's
mass. The priest called the boy over and inquired,
"What does Father O'Malley usually give for ANAL SEX?"
The boy replied, "Oh, he normally just buys us all a
Pizza!"