Take note....

Take note....

The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant named Calle who has a chronic   
illness,
 requiring medication.   The zoo people couldn't get Calle to take her   
dose
orally, so a California pharmacologist developed a suppository.  The
10-inch-long, four-pound, cocoa-butter bullets are crafted by the good   
folks
at Guittard Chocolates in Burlingame. Administering the DAILY medication
takes five zoo workers, including one person to distract Calle with   
treats
and one person who wears a full-arm glove.

FIVE people have jobs worse than yours!
Now stop bitching and get back to work.