Who says all men think alike?

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar
which reads:
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    |   Cheese Sandwich:   = $1.50
    |   Chicken Sandwich:  = $2.50
    |   Hand Job:          = $10.00
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Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to
he bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive
blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was
wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the
hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am"
The man replies "Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese
sandwich!"