Alabama Joke

There's this guy who lives in Alabama, and he's sitting right in the 
middle of a vast cornfield, paddling as fast as he can in his rowboat.
So this big drunk redneck driving through the cornfields comes across 
this guy sitting in his rowboat.  Well the redneck starts getting all 
mad, and starts screaming at the guy.  "You're the kind of asshole that 
gives us Alabama people a bad name!  If I could swim, I'd come out there 
and kick your damn ass!