Missing Bike

  There were two ministers who met each Sunday morning riding to their
particular church. They both enjoyed riding the bikes and talking.
Then one Sunday one of the ministers was walking. "My what happened to
your bike?"

  "Can you believe that someone in my congregation stole it?"

  "NO!," then an idea struck him, " You want to know how to get your
bike back?"

  "Yeah."

  "Next Sunday give a fire and brimstone sermon on the Ten
Commandments and when you get to the part about Thout shall not steal,
just look out into the congregation and see who looks guilty."

  Well the next Sunday the minister comes riding up on his bike.

  "Hey I see my suggestion worked."

  "Well sort of, I was going along real good on the Ten Commandments
and when I got to the part about Adultery I remembered where I left the 
bike."