Lamer test

                                 LAMER TEST !

Score one point for every question that you can answer yes to or 
describes you.

Score a point if you:

 1. Are not sure if you want to be one or not.
 2. Don't know what one is.
 3. Think you are a hacker because you wear I.B.M clothing.
 4. Don't hit Ctrl+Alt+Delete right NOW!
 5. Fell for that last one.
 6. Are afraid of downloading because you don't want to get sick.
 7. Didn't understand that last one.
 8. Think A Local BUS is some kind of public transportation serving your 
    area.
 9. Are afraid to hit the wrong key.
10. Pronounce WYSIWYG with more than 3 syllables.
11. Don't know what WYSIWYG Stands for.
12. Cover your mouth and point at the screen when someone writes a 
    prophetic message.
13. Are impressed by wire frame graphics that you didn't write yourself.
14. Are STILL impressed by hi ANSI.
15. Don't send all your money to ME!
16. Sent all your money to me.
17. Felt that was not fair.
18. Didn't download Wolf-3D because it is rated PC-13 and you were
    under 13.
19. Are not constantly harassed by people 2 times your weight and 4 
    sevenths your I.Q.
20. Think hackers break government and military codes all day.
21. Have not seen over 400 episodes of Star Trek The Next Generation.
22. Have seen over 40 episodes of Star Trek The Original Series.
23. Have more than 7 non-directory, non-hidden and non system-files in 
    your root directory.
24. Have not mastered the fine art of the DOS-Batch language.
25. Don't know what Batch is.
26. Have not modified your AUTOEXEC.BAT or CONFIG.SYS this week.
27. Think pirating ShareWare is immoral.
28. Would not buy a Gravis Ultrasound over any other sound card if you 
    were buying a soundcard.
29. Can't change directories yet.
30. Are exited because you can get Wolf-3D shareware version for less 
    than 5 bucks.
31. Know less than 2 meanings of PCMCIA.
32. Know less that one meaning of PCMCIA.
33. Are exited about having a high score right now.

Score.
0        Me!
1-2      A Hacker!
3-5      You Know Your Stuff!
6-9      Computer Wiz!
10-14    You Need a Life!
15-20    You go BBSing or Hang out with hackers.
21+      Lamer!!!
33       Normal Person!

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