A Catholic Confessing (joke)
There was this catholic teenager who goes to confession, and after confessing to having an affair with a teenage girl is told by the priest that he cannot forgive this terrible sin if the boy doesn't tell who the girl is. The boy says "Aw father, I promised not to tell" "Was it Mary Particia, the Butcher's dayghter?" "Come on father, no it wasn't and I wont tell" "Was it Mary Elizabeth, the printer's daughter?" "No, and I still won't tell" "Was it Mary Francis, the baker's daughter?" "No, it wasn't and I really can't tell you who." "We;;, son, I have no choice but to excommunicate you for six months." The boys friend meets him afterwards outside the church and asks him how it went: "Well, I got six months on the outside, but three good leads!"