Construction Workers

Bohemian Joke...well, sortof...

Heard at a Czech conference...

A Bohemian, an Italian, and a Polack/Cheerleader/Blond/Aggie construction
workers were having a lunch break high atop a skyscraper.

The Bohemian said, "If I have roast pork and dumplings one more time, I
swear I'm gonna jump."

The Italian said, "Tell me about it. If I have meatballs one more time,
*I'm* gonna jump."

The Polack/Cheerleader/Blond/Aggie said, "I hear you. If I have to have
Polish sausage one more time, that's it. I'm jumping!"

So, the Bohemian opens his lunch pail. "Roast Pork and dumplings. Ahhh. I
can't take it, I said." And he jumps.

The Italian opens his lunch pail. "Yikes. Meatballs. That's it." And he
follows the Bohemian over the edge.

The Polack/Cheerleader/Blond/Aggie opens his/her lunch pail. "For crying
out loud. Polish sausage. It can't take it, I said." And off the building
he goes!

At the funeral, the three widows/widowers are talking.

The Bohemian widow said, "Y'know, if just once, he said he was tired of
roast pork and dumplings, I would have made him something else."

The Italian widow said, "I know. If my man would have said something, I
would have been glad to fix him anything he wanted."

The Polack/Cheerleader/Blond/Aggie widow/widower said "I don't know *what*
I could have done, he/she packed his/her own lunch."