Sex Dog!

                   WHAT NOT TO NAME YOUR DOG

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy".  I call mine Sex.
Sex has been embarrassing to me.  When I went to City Hall to renew
his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex; he
said he would like one too.

Then I said, "But this is a dog."  He said he didn't care what she looked
like.  Then I said, "You don't understand.  I have had Sex since I was 9
years old."  He said I must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me.  I
told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special
room for Sex.

He said that every room in the place was for sex.  I said, "You don't
understand, Sex keeps me awake at night."  The clerk said, "Me too."

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the
dog ran away and a contestant asked me why I was standing there looking
around.  I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest.  He told me
that I should have sold my own tickets.  "But you don't understand," I
said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV."  He called me a show-off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of
the dog.

I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married."  The judge said,
"Me too."  Then I told him that after I was separated, Sex left me.  He
said "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again.  I spent hours looking around town for him.
A cop came over to me and asked me, "What are you doing in this alley at
4:00 in the morning."  I said, "I am looking for Sex."  My case comes up
on Friday.