Drunks

On  the  top of a tall building in a large city, there was a bar.
In  this  bar,  a  man  was  drinking  heavily.  He would ask the
bartender  for  a  tequila shot, then walk out to the balcony and
jump off.

Minutes  later,  he  would  appear in the elevator and repeat the
whole process.

This  one  guy  watched  this  happen  a  number  of  times until
curiousity  got the better of him. Finally, he went up to the man
and  asked,  "Hey,  you  keep  drinking,  then  jumping  off  the
balcony.  And  yet,  minutes later, you're back again. How do you
do it?"

"Well,  the  shot  of  tequila provides buoyancy such that when I
get  near  the  ground, I slow down and land gently. It's lots of
fun. You should try it."

The  guy,  who was also quite pissed out of his gourd, thought to
himself,   Hey, why not?' So he goes to the bar, drinks a shot of
tequila,   then  walks  out  to  the  balcony,  jumps  off,  and
whooooooooooooo, splat.

The  bartender  looks  over at the first guy and says, "Superman,
you're an asshole when you're drunk."