The Mother Superior

   The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with her young
charges and she asked them what they wante to be when they grew up.
   A twelve-year old said, "I want to be a prostitute."
   The Mother Superior fainted dead away on the spot.  When they revived
her, she raised her head from the ground and gasped, "What - did - you -
say?"
   The young girl shrugged.  "I said I want to be a prostitute."
   "A prostitute!" the Mother Superior said.  "Oh, praise sweet Jesus!
And I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant."