Parrot joke

A guy named Mark decided he needed a pet. He decided on a parrot
and decided he would train him to say cool stuff. After the 3rd day
all that the parrot would do would be to blurt out obscenities at
odd times during the day. The parrot would not repeat back whenever
Mark tried to get him to say stuff. Finally he told the Parrot that
he was going to discipline him if he didn't shape up. This continued
on for 2 more days. Finally Mark decided to punish the parrot by
putting him in the freezer for 25 minutes. After the 25 minutes the
parrot came out of the freezer shivering very bad. Mark asks the
parrot "are you going to misbehave anymore ??" and the parrot says
"no no... I will behave...  but I have just one question.."  Mark
says "yes what is that?"  and the shivering parrot looks across the
room and asks "what did the turkey do ?"
 
(This one has been going around uptown Oxford, OH.... not my joke)
 
John Niedfeldt
Oxford, Ohio