Traveling Sales Lady

There was this traveling sales lady, on a lonely country road.  It's dark 
and she is getting tired, so she decides to stop at the next farm house 
and see if they will put her up for the evening.  She pulls in, gets out 
of her car and knocks at the door.  An old farmer opens the door, "yes?"  
"I'm so soory," she says, "I am tired and far from town.  Could you put 
me up for the evening?"

"Well, all we have are two bedrooms.  Now, you can stay with my retarded 
son, if that's OK with you.  Just leave him alone and he won't bother you."

The sales lady takes her things upstairs and into the bedroom.  Sure 
enough, sitting in the corner is this nitwit looking guy.  The nitwit 
looks at her with a mischievous grin on his face, "I can do things with my 
finger and my mouth," all the while twinkling his fingers in the air.

She goes about her business, just like the farmer told her.  However, every 
few minutes, the nitwit would say in a taunting voice, "I can do things 
with my fingers and my mouth," while running his tongue around his lips.  
Well, this goes on for about 15 minutes, and our sales lady is beginning 
to wonder......

Finally, she retires to the bathroom to change and while she's in there she 
hears, "I can do things with my fingers and my mouth."  Well all this has 
finally taken its toll.  She thinks, why the hell not!  She tears off her 
clothes, throws the door open, throws the nitwit on the bed, sits on his 
face and yells, "All right, God damn it!  Do it!"  The nitwit looks at 
her with a shit-eating grin, puts his fingers to his lips and goes, 
"bebadabebadabebadahhhh......"