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TV Violence


SIGN OF THE TIMES

A true story:

		My husband and I recently rented a video to watch with our two young
sons. Much to our dismay, the movie was very violent, given its
rating. We watched as two dragons played tug-of-war with a man, trying
to tear him apart.

Our three-year-old was upset for a
slightly different reason.

"Mama," he scolded, "those dragons aren't
sharing that man."

(contrib by Jill Ronan)

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