Yummy

True story:

		One of my professors solemnly addressed the class the day after a big
assignment had been due. "Many of you know me," he intoned. "And many
of you have met my dog. Obviously, one of you has not.

		"I apologize to whoever slipped a term paper under my office door," he
continued. "My dog ate your homework."

(contributed by Kristin Kelley to Reader's Digest)