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Lone Ranger and Tonto

One day, the Lone Ranger and Tonto were out on patrol when they came to a
mountain pass.  As they rode through the pass, the Lone Ranger noticed a
large number of Indians looking down at them from the ridge above.  He looked
to the opposite ridge, and found it similarly populated.  Glancing ahead and
behind, he discovered the pass completely blocked by more Indians.

"Well, Tonto, it looks like we're headed for some trouble," the Lone Ranger
said to his faithful companion.

"What you mean WE, white man?" came the reply.

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